Summer blockbuster season is officially heating up here at We Drink & We Watch Things, and we are kicking off our high-octane July lineup with a return to the absolute pinnacle of cinematic bloodbaths: Simon McQuoid’s newly released Mortal Kombat II. It turns out we needed a drink just to handle the pure, unadulterated CGI gore.

To steel our nerves for the arena, Mackenzie has designed our cocktail this week - Kitana's Revenge - a gorgeous and delicious tequila concoction that looks exactly like it sounds. Trust us, after watching what this movie does to its characters, you’ll need it.

This week, we tackle the massive new additions to the roster, starting with Karl Urban’s delightfully cocky, washed-up, convention-circuit iteration of Johnny Cage. We dissect the absolute madness of the na ...