We Are Douchebags

We Are Douchebags

por CJ Squilliam

Improvisación Superación personal

Temporada 1

The Epic Return Of Mike The Accountant From We Are Assholes

CJ was a pussy and got sick again and uses that as an excuse for having a shitty show lol, but aside from that we have the 2nd biggest guest we've ever had return on the show. The first was sadly fucking Nugget of all people somehow. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

The Legendary Return: Streets Speak 8

streets speak episode 8, the crossover episode. Featuring everybody's favorite furry faggot, Pave as in pavement. Today We discuss very hot topics such as femboys and shootings. Is there a connection between the two? Find out today on Streets Speak. -Sosa Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD

We help Pave Find A Job So He Doesn't End Up Like Matthew

This week we have beef with a certain guest. Also we help Pave make his way out of poverty.. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Nugget/ Women's History Month Spectacular (Pave failed us again)

Once again Pave has failed us. This is why Pave will remain an UNPAID editor. He has sent the episode late and CJ has failed us by not uploading it on time either. He has also failed by not punishing Pave cuz he is a little faggot who bullies Pave for his fetishes to compensate for the fact that he also jerks off to depraved things online. Also he trauma dumped but you will have to pay for that in the future so plz share so we can get big enough to have a Patreon <3 thxsiesssss tik tok: editsdelanugget discord username: nuggetlovesmilfs https://www.youtube.com/@nuggetlovesgilliananderson/shorts Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Douchebags Discuss The Best Ways to Get Women

This week CJ and Matthew both discuss the problem that has been plaguing their lives the most; a severe lack of hoes. Because of this issue, they recruited two experts to help them reignite the hoe getting spark. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

CJ is sicky ;(

CJ was sicky during this recording, but because he is so handsome and brave he was able to pull through. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

STREETS SPEAK 7

ahhhhh back at it again. I gave you an extra week to step ya game up playa and u still aint shit. I don't even have words for it anymore. How you can remain such a doofus is beyond human comprehension. At this point i might have to find a new co host because cj squilliam is cj lame-iam. -Sosa I can't take Sosa's bullying anymore, may end it soon- CJ

This show is heading downhill fast.

Yeah so I fucked up. So what I did the same spreadsheet twice huh? My shitty cohosts didn't remember either so what of it. You guys can go fuck yourselves too. No matter however, this week we make sure that it'll never happen again. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

You Can Skip This One Honestly The Whole Thing Was A Mess

Pave's bitch ass took a break again and it fucked up our chemistry lol the next one is already recorded and it was a lot better than this except for all my talk about shitting myself. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Streets Speak 6 lmaooooo FUC I'M LOSING IT GUYS HGAHHAHAAH

you already know what the fuckin deal is. That's right, another fuckin episode banged out on time. How does it feel living in my shadow, constantly wondering if you'll ever get your big break? Well you can stop wondering, because you won't. Nothing you do could ever eclipse the amount of swag I have. You will never be as famous, tall, or good looking as I am. Sometimes people just need a reality check, and if you have half a brain this should serve as one. Oh yeah P.S. You're still a fuckin doofus.- Sosa If I kill myself just know it was cuz sosa was fucking cyberbullying me and I couldn't take it anymore :( Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow

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