Cult Shopping: Which one will Jason choose?

Darrell tries to find Jason the perfect cult — and somehow makes everything worse.

Jason has never been pitched a cult before — so Darrell decides to find him one.

What starts as a joke turns into a full-scale tour through celebrity hippie cults, alien sex religions, ninja enlightenment schools, and a commune famous for a three-hour orgasm. Along the way, they break down which cults come with Rolls Royces, which ones promise immortality through cloning, and which ones somehow feel… disturbingly reasonable.

If you’ve ever wondered which cult would fit your personality, this episode might accidentally help.