The Less You Know

The Less You Know

por Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, and Nicole Rodriguez

Ep 50: My Ghost Gun Bullets

A.K.A. New Girl: SHIPPUDEN Today’s Report Includes: “Oldblum and New Bloom”[1], “Quit Hanging Around That Pee-noose!”[2], “There’s No Room Over There”[3], “Here I Come DJ Sumirock”[4], “The Kellogs Killer”[5], “Swipe No On Social Experiments”[6] & “Ghost Gun”[7] Also, TV Corner??!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: https://kotaku.com/wedding-proposal-hidden-in-spider-man-becomes-world-s-s-1828920048 Article Links: 1. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeff-goldblum-charity-store-picture-frames_us_5b8ddec7e4b0162f47261b05 2. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2018/09/07/burt-reynolds-facebook-mistakenly-removed-steamy-cosmo-photo/1226062002/ 3. https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/953382/Flat-Earth-theory-Australia-not-real-conspiracy 4. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/09/06/Japanese-woman-83-dubbed-worlds-oldest-club-DJ/5611536253850/ 5. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/05/kelloggs-honey-smacks-cereal-cdc-salmonella/1199726002/ 6. http://gothamist.com/2018/08/20/dudes_duped_in_tinder_scam.php 7. https://www.npr.org/2018/09/03/644260184/paranormal-investigator-fires-gun-at-ghost Til’ Next Time, I’m aware of the LAW.

Ep 49: The Visible Side of The Anti-Moon

A.K.A. The Flattest Episode Today’s Report Includes: “Hot Ones S7 Fan Theory”[1], “It’s Probably Financial”[2], “Just Give Em’ Weppies”[3], “Popular Sci Vs. TFES”[4], & “Skulls Off To Him”[5] Also, Another Piping Hot Installment of Where Are The Drugs??!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Article Links: 1. https://www.wtnh.com/news/unusual-stories/oreo-launches-hot-chicken-wing-and-wasabi-flavors/1389747903 2. https://www.livescience.com/24310-flat-earth-belief.html 3. https://news.sky.com/story/delhi-zoo-to-install-human-cages-in-tiger-enclosure-to-catch-visitors-who-fall-in-11487282 4a.https://www.popsci.com/10-ways-you-can-prove-earth-is-round 4b. https://wiki.tfes.org/Frequently_Asked_Questions 5. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7122330/man-cuts-off-nose-ears-living-skull/ Til’ Next Time, you’re going to like the way it tastes. I guarantee it. #TLYK #GlobularFever

Ep 48: Driving While Batman

A.K.A. It's Big Ol' Eyes-- On That Fish Today’s Report Includes: “The Curiosity of Jeff Goldblum”[1], “Tess Thompson Was Like, ‘Woah, Batman’”[2], “Man’s Man-Child’s Child”[3], “So, That’s Good”[4], & “Blink, And You’ll Miss Fish”[5] Also, It's Christmas Time In A̶u̶g̶u̶s̶t̶ September!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: For The King (PC) [6+/10] https://news.avclub.com/the-creators-of-the-nintendo-64-goldeneye-have-official-1828520705 Article Links: 1. https://news.avclub.com/nat-geo-hires-jeff-goldblum-to-walk-around-being-profe-1827880447 2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/21/Batman-driving-Batmobile-pulled-over-on-Ontario-road/6341534871119/ 3. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/01/new-york-millennial-finally-leaves-his-parents-home-but-first-calls-cops-on-his-dad-over-legos.html 4. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/04/patron-shot-by-fbi-agent-at-colorado-nightclub-to-receive-free-drinks-forever.html 5. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/31/us/stolen-shark-aquarium-san-antonio.html Til’ Next Time, Please Take This Away From Me. #TLYK #ItsBigOlEyes

Ep 47: The Moscow Mule-lining of André Lamillza

A.K.A. Tock Clowers P.I. Today’s Report Includes: “WeedBot”[1], “Poop-erintendent”[2], “And, Well”[3], “Me-OW, Yeah, That’s The Good Stuff”[4], & “A Good (Flower) Boy”[5] Also, the debut of THREE brand new segments! Confessions, To The Clock Tower or To The Stars, & Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Article Links: 1. https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/15/17688120/social-influence-robots-ai-peer-pressure-children 2. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/superintendent-resigns-public-pooping_us_5b5b9ebce4b0fd5c73cf8913 3. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/maryanngeorgantopoulos/grandma-shot-bicyclist-masturbating-break-in 4. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/bondage-cat-reason-sadomachism-sex-toxoplasma-brain-parasite-a7447681.html 5. http://www.wsfa.com/story/38409771/al-man-on-mission-to-mow-lawns-in-all-50-states Til’ Next Time, remember that all of God’s nuts are created equally. #TLYK #GoThree #Shitman #ClockTower

Ep 46: The One Year Podcast Episode of The Less You Know

A.K.A. You Must Be 30 Years Old At Least Today’s Report Includes: “SweetTart 4 Gov”[1], “They'll Think It's Just A Present”[2], “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Ol’BitCH-uary Corner”[4], & “KU-Ra-Banned”[4] Also: Space Talk, Where The Drugs At, and everyone’s Favorite Inevitably Time Honored New Segment Obituary Corner. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: Yakuza 0 (PS4) 10/10, Dead Cells (Switch), Minute (Switch), Death Road To Canada (Switch) 9/10, OXENFREE (Switch) 7/10, Captain Toad (Switch) Article Links: 1. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/07/25/michigan-omena-village-cat-mayor/832131002/ 2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/07/Minnie-Mouse-wrapping-paper-disguises-cocaine-as-gifts/1171533655507/ 3. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/woman-blows-through-stop-sign-at-60-mph-tells-police-she-s-a-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl- 4. https://blogs.mprnews.org/newscut/2018/06/settling-old-scores-on-the-obituary-page/ 5. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/05/06/amid-putin-bromance-steven-seagal-banned-from-ukraine-as-national-security-threat/ Til’ Next Time, Abuse That Beat. #TLYK #1Year

Ep 45: Go Back To The Clock Tower

A.K.A. The Roast of Matt Smith Today’s Report Includes: “DONNIE… DONALD”[1], “Damon Thinks Del Is A Little Bitch”[2], “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Venti UnCuresed Soy Bone Juice, Thanks”[4], “Charlie Pibbles Redux”[5], “Otakus Unite”[6], & “If Colonel Sanders Was A Ghoul”[7] Also, the return of everyone's (secret) favorite segment!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: Dead Cells[Switch], Zelda Breath of The Wild DLC 1&2 [Switch], The Bouncer [PS2] Article Links: 1. https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/07/19/jenny-mccarthy-doesnt-know-google-home-sounds-like-assumes-ghost/ 2. https://news.avclub.com/gorillaz-concert-ends-early-after-del-the-funky-homosap-1827432626 2a. http://www.thefader.com/2018/07/12/del-the-funky-homosapien-gorillaz-in-stage-fall 2b. https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjva9/del-the-funky-homosapien-discusses-his-near-fatal-fall-and-painful-recovery 3. https://www.cnet.com/g00/news/giant-sexy-jeff-goldblum-statue-finds-a-way-into-our-hearts/?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%3D&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=14 4. http://raycomgroup.worldnow.com/story/38687717/ominous-egyptian-sarcophagus-opened-found-to-contain-no-dark-forces 4a. https://gizmodo.com/big-mysterious-sarcophagus-opened-sucks-1827722447 5. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/20/child-spies-used-only-when-very-necessary-says-downing-street 6. https://nextshark.com/japan-shortage-ninjas-despite-offering-85000-salary/ 7. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-genitals-removed-because-12943696 Til’ Next Time, Send Us Matt Smiths. #TLYK #ZachWoodsRaisin

Ep 44: I Want To Put A Can In A Basket

A.K.A. Put The Lime In That Money Tit Today’s Report Includes: “How Much Car Would A Wood Chuck Chuck”[1], “The Trix Rabbit of Kendall Jenner’s Life”[2], “71 Year Old Man Ruined By T̶i̶n̶a̶c̶h̶e̶ Himself”[3], “Farmer Jacko”[4], & “Le Petit Coq”[5] Also, the return of a long since performed, muchbeloved segment & some mailbag related madness!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Article Links: 1. https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/12/17566924/paul-ryan-car-suv-woodchucks-eat-dead 2. https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/07/19/kendall-jenners-latest-date-night-with-ben-simmons-again-ruined-by-tinashe-reports-say/ 3. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/07/15/a-71-year-old-man-tied-a-gun-to-a-weather-balloon-to-fake-his-own-murder-police-say/?utm_term=.b8a3b1c10d4a 4. https://laughingsquid.com/michael-jackson-goes-shopping/ 5. https://www.yourtango.com/2017307263/review-little-rooster-vibrating-alarm-clock-wake-up-orgasm Til’ Next Time, Soak ‘Em If You Got ‘Em. #TLYK #Creepy Friends Stick Together #WinkHaha

Ep 43: Bcardi B

A.K.A. My Good Friend Rupert Grint Today’s Report Includes: “Goodbye Brandon”[1], “Dig ‘em Grave”[2], “Hell Was Full So I’m Come Back”[3], & “Crows Be Mobbin’ All Day”[4] Also, If You’re a New Listener… I TAKE THE APOLOGIES BACK! I’LL NEVER BE SORRRYYYYYYYY!!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: Flintlock (Switch) 10/10 Shnikkies Article Links: 1. https://screenrant.com/josh-brolin-thanos-snap-reddit-ban/ 2. https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/07/13/cdc-warning-on-kelloggs-honey-smacks/ 3. https://news.sky.com/story/south-african-woman-found-alive-in-morgue-after-being-pronounced-dead-11424437 4. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/07/crows-jerks-ravens-aggressive-gang-animals/?utm_source=reddit.com Til’ Next Time, Sorry. #TLYK #BATTLEZOO

Ep 42: Crisbomen

A.K.A. I Sure Hope Miku Survived Today’s Report Includes: “Heaven or Hell, Let’s Snap”[1], “Troll Article”[2], “Map Prison”[3], “A Bibliophile’s 2nd Worst Nightmare”[4], “BBQ Not Orgy”[5], “A s c e n t Can Be Revoked”[6], & “Mint Nuggies”[7] Also, ANDRE IN THE FIELD. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez AX Artists: Steve Yurko AKA @SteveYurko Mike Luckas AKA @mikeluckas Mariel Cartwright AKA @kinucakes Tyson Hesse AKA @tyson_hesse Alex Ahad AKA @o__8 Genevieve Tsai AKA @genevievetsai Jason Robinson AKA @crybringer Max Gonzalez AKA @Bezuul Sara Ho AKA @ohmonah Kelly Onelani @kellyonelani Article Links: 1. https://www.polygon.com/2018/7/3/17532132/thanos-reddit-bans-thanosdidnothingwrong-avengers-infinity-war 2. https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/07/monster-energy-project-wants-to-use-loch-ness-as-a-giant-battery/ 3. https://news.avclub.com/prison-bans-the-game-of-thrones-books-because-inmates-m-1827411209 4. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/07/10/three-poisonous-books-were-found-in-university-of-southern-denmarks-library/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.aae5012b0db4 5. https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.tdorJgK7P#.kiEEBvbW0 6. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/43y99g/men-legally-allowed-to-finish-sex-even-if-woman-revokes-consent-nc-law-states 7. https://www.upi.com/Ontario-man-selling-6-year-old-McDonalds-food-on-eBay/2891530894351/ Til’ Next Time, No Nudes. #TLYK #NoFraidCole #SkipIt

Ep 41: The More You Know

A.K.A. Ball Havers Anonymous Today’s Report Includes: “Pan For Sand”[1], “Breaking (Pottery) Barn”[2], “The Clack-Back”[3], “More Like Barry Mani-GO”[4], “A Mass Produced Deathly Hallow”[5], & “More Than A Prank, Bro”[6] Also, The Return of Our Guerrilla Gorillaz Fancast and the premier of a new segment: Where’s The Drugs?!?! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: Hollow Knight (Switch) OFFICIAL RE-REVIEW 10/10 Shnikkies Article Links: 1. https://globalnews.ca/news/4274233/world-running-out-of-sand-black-market/ 2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/06/25/Police-find-cocaine-pot-hidden-in-replica-World-Cup-trophies/5231529943821/ 3. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/22/neuticles-testicular-implants-for-dogs-have-made-gregg-miller-rich.html 4. https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/06/29/rite-aid-barry-manilow/ 5. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/harry-potter-invisibility-cloak-one-12817864 6. https://www.polygon.com/2018/6/1/17416738/arab-andy-lifestreamer-youtube-arrested-seattle-university-of-washington Til’ Next Time, No More Rocks Please. #TLYK #WheresTheDrugs

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