Today's Report Includes: Sardines Aren’t Amphibians, (F)Artfully Dodged Questions, The Fine Art Scene is Horse Shit, #WhoIsPat?,  CopyJungleCats,  Forgetful Fogey Fatefully Re-Familiarized With Four-Wheeler, Beautiful OC Criminal, and Several Witches to #BindHim.

Also, Quickdraw and an extra Reports that Include: Captain’s ‘Log’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): André Brought The Dick To This Town.

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99: https://macross82-99.bandcamp.com Valerie's Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/bucketofrobots

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez & Guest: Valerie Garnace.