In this episode, we address Trump Victory. We dive into the real questions: Is Halloween even Halloween anymore? With the trick-or-treat scene looking more like a police drill than the free-for-all we grew up with, we’re wondering, are we all just getting too damn paranoid, or have times actually changed? From neighborhood lockdowns to the new “if it’s not decorated, don’t knock” rule, it’s no wonder we’re worried Halloween’s on its last legs. And don’t get us started on the Fourth of July—where are all the blown-off fingers?! We need to bring back the traditions we love, so maybe we should skip the politics and get real about saving American culture. But, hey, we know, it’s not all serious—expect a little love for our usual suspects: the “blue hairs” and the latest political memes to keep it spicy.

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