The Nationalist Enquirer: Durr Shpigel Spiel

• Flat Earth Patriots unite!

• Is the Mudflood Going Mainstream?

• Sit down for science!: Aspirin (Acid rain?) for the sky

• The Purge is real (or, Equity in Illinois!)

• Mega-million year old megafauna mummies [X to doubt]

• Banned and browned fantasy woes

• Downtown brown Martha's Vineyard

• Booking dot com drops ratings bombs on illegal Israeli occupiers

• Gigavaxxed trash pandas are eating your gf’s trash, and basically, you’re a retard

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and Grognak

Break Music: Ugo, by Dead Pirates

Necronormiecon: The Sixth Circle, from “The Coming Insurrection”, read by Dogbot