Fake Nails, Dresses sewn inside out, Oh & Are Seahorses Fake?

A dress sewn inside out, ghosted Amazon orders, and fake nails falling off one by one—it's been that kind of week. I’m talking Halloween hate (I don’t do scary), the new Lilo & Stitch and Harry Potter reboots, and why confrontation is just not for me. Plus: Would You Rather chaos, and my weirdly emotional attachment to memberships I won’t cancel.