Straight2L, The L Word Podcast
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Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: What are the logistics of going down on someone in an F-150? Do the employees of Lez Clean Up agree to take down shrines of your ex-girlfriend? Is the Carmen lingerie scene the best ass work we will see all season? Will our new Gen Z correspondent be able to explain to Suzanne what cyber sex is? Should the girls start giving advice in Pandy times? Most likely no, but they can tell you which boobs are theirs on a coffee mug.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why don't they have enough triangles for the babies to share in music class? Does a clown nose improve anyone's sex life? Do all social workers act like The Church Lady? Does California University offer a degree in search optimization? What else has Alice done to that cardboard cutout of Dana? Grab your hand mirror and tune in to see if the girls can find a winner in this episode and their preferred names for a little man on a boat.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to usually take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we switch it up by watching the 2015 film, Carol, and answer questions like: Is a creamed spinach and poached egg lunch customary as a thank you for returning gloves? If you like toy train sets as a young girl, are you predisposed? Who should they have cast as Therese, if we had access to a time machine? Will Whit ever get to see the film in color? Order a salad with no dressing, check into the presidential suite and take off your racist sports' team bra, and see whether Carol left the gloves on purpose.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to usually take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we switch it up by watching the 2018 film, The Favourite, and answer questions like: Can Rachel Weisz look any hotter in those breeches? Does fainting in a room of people work when you want to stop talking about something? Can laying beef on your legs cure your gout? Will Suzanne ever figure out when fingering is happening? Get some -- or none -- of these questions answered in this special bonus episode of the girls' analysis of The Favourite.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How many lesbians does it take to assemble a birthing tank? Why does Dana's personal trainer make her workout in the middle of the street? Was Winnie playing the long game to get Gramercy Park? Was Melvin's last wishes to have Betty perform at his memorial and Mark to film it? Get the answers to these questions and more in the recap of the season 2 finale, along with the birth of Angelica... and Peggy.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why does Bette think everyone works for her? Is Helena the closest thing we get to a straight man since Tim left? Why is Mark still hanging around? How does Bette sleep in jeans and a bra? Will the girls intervene if Tonya decides to do a public strip tease? Grab a cold drink and a cold sauce, strap on your blueberry picking bucket, and see whether you are cool enough to let your partner go out with an ex.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How does Jenny have time to put together all of the paper dolls? Will Alice get a returned 'I love you' from Dana? Did Tina bring Bette some hospital grade stretchy pants in that bag? Will anyone be able to get the image of a whale bone catheter out of their head? Crack open a bottle of Portuguese wine, put on your bootcut capris, and don't forget your safe word for this episode, if you need it!
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How was Jenny able to write that backwards on her body? Was Dana just on Alice's radio show because it was "bring your girlfriend to work day"? Is Jenny in over her head by playing the long game with Carmen and Shane? Will we finally get to see Shane's buttcrack? Listen to the sexy cello playing of Amy Ziff, see if Suzanne ever gets her internet to work, and remember to not promise a threesome unless it's going to be a good one.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How much cranberry juice does Jenny need to drink to avoid a UTI? Is there any scenery left or has Camryn Manheim chewed it all up? How many different windows has the sex shop employee done product testing? Did Tina ever put away her freezer items or did they melt on the counter? Listen to your favorite 90s song, do not forget a bottle of ranch, and 86 BLB's new haircut.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How long were Dana and Alice in the sex coocoon? Will Carmen ever break it to Jenny that she doesn't actually like her? Does Winnie actually know Bette or was she just trying to get her kids some dinner and a swim? Was Kit taking inventory of the bar in crayon? Grab a mango white claw, put on your night-night clothes, and ask your nearest priest how many Hail Marys Blake Lively's brother will need to clear his conscience.