In celebration of Mother's Day, we've got a giant helping of... evil stepmother? Okay, so the baroness may not be the best representative of all the mothers out there, but hopefully she can still help us remember to appreciate ours. This version of the Cinderella tale may lack the more magical elements, but we think it more than makes up for it with the riveting tale of Countess Caribou Coffee's journey to avoid the French Meth Pirate Brigade, defeat Anjelica Huston's eyebrows, and give Prince Dougie Ray a big ol' smooch. So grab an apple or two, don't forget your slipper, and make sure you've got your cleave tucked in- because we adhere to the BYU code of conduct 'round these parts.

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