Halloween Horror Nights 2026 is here, and this year I experienced Universal Studios Hollywood in a completely different way—with Unlimited Express.

In this episode, I break down and rank all eight haunted houses from least favorite to best, including Stranger Things, Sinners, Evil Dead Burn, KILLceañera, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Ozzy Osbourne: Prince of Darkness, Hellraiser and more. I also share the story behind the best scare of the night, why some houses are significantly better after dark, and which house ultimately took my #1 spot.

Beyond the houses, I cover FORTNITEMARES and the other scare zones, the Terrifier-themed Terror Tram, Death Eaters in Hogsmeade, food and merchandise, Early Access, and my first experience using Unlimited Express—including whether I think it's actually worth the extra money.

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