After reviewing Spider-Man: Brand New Day, there was only one thing left to do: rank every live-action Spider-Man movie.

Rick kicks things off with a quick taste and review of Tom Holland’s BERO Spider-Man: Brand New Day non-alcoholic beer before ranking all nine live-action Spider-Man films—from the Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield eras to Tom Holland’s latest adventure.

This isn’t about which movie is objectively the best. It’s about personal favorites, rewatchability, memorable villains, iconic suits, nostalgia, and which Spider-Man movies are simply the most fun to revisit.

Where do classics like Spider-Man 2 land? How high does No Way Home climb? And has Brand New Day already done enough to take the #1 spot?

Nine movies. Three Spider-Men. One ranking.