Heathers turns 36 this year, and Kristin, Jeannine, and Carole are diving headfirst into one of the darkest, funniest, and most quoted teen movies ever made. A $3 million budget, a five-week box office run that grossed $1.1 million, and somehow a cult classic — go figure.

They break down:

• Veronica's diary
• The Heathers' color-coded power structure
• JD's red flags
• Corn Nuts
• Why this movie could never be made today
• The mineral water "evidence"
• ... and the eternal question of whether Ed McMahon ever had anything to do with Publishers Clearing House.
• ALSO: Surprise bonus content

Did it age well? Not at all. But if it comes on, some of us aren't changing the channel.