I Will Fart in the Reservoir (Sig...

I Will Fart in the Reservoir (Signs 2002)

Scarier Things Club por Shannan Fortner, Beth Selph, and Mark Selph
T1 · E4
27 ago 2026
01:40:31

Notas del episodio

Welcome back to The Scarier Things Club! We promised we'd get to Signs (2002), and this time we kept our word. We're heading into the cornfields with Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix to revisit M. Night Shyamalan's alien invasion classic and talk crop circles, creepy birthday party footage, faith versus coincidence, and why there's a whole lot more going on here than little green men hiding in the corn.

Also: Nicholas Sparks. Bible translations for Frankenstein. Truck-bed tamales. Drag queens. Cornhole. The Bristol Stool Chart. CPAP-related biological warfare. We chase more than a few rabbits before handing out the Dumbest Decision Award, making our Rules of Engagement, testing our chances of surviving an alien invasion, and learning way more than anyone ever asked about alien hygiene. Eventually, we land the plane and answer the important question: Does Signs join the club?

00:00:51 – Welcome Back: We Finally Watched Signs

00:03:00 – M. Night Shyamalan: It’s Complicated

00:08:07 – Little Green Men: Crop Circles, Close Encounters & Stonehenge

00:15:45 – The Rundown: Aliens, Faith & a Whole Lot of Corn

00:19:23 – The Main Feature: Crop Circles, Last Words, and Dinner Drama

00:54:31 – The Perfectly Logical Journey from Cornhole to Contouring

01:02:32 – The Dumbest Decision Award: Maybe Don't Invade the Water Planet

01:15:38 – The Rules of Engagement: Just Add Water

01:22:52 – The Survival Test: Could We Make It Out Alive?

01:30:34 – Smash or Pass: Nasty Nails, No Showers & Toxic Gas

01:37:04 – The Final Verdict: Does Signs Officially Join the Club?

01:38:25 – Spin the Wheel: Revealing Our Next Nightmare

Palabras clave

The Scarier Things Club
horror podcast
horror movie review
aliens
Mel Gibson
Joaquin Phoenix
crop circles