The Two Old Dipshits are back again, for the next ten episodes of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! We may be getting even older and even more demented, but we'll always be here for you, the humble listener, unless we have something more important going on in our lives. Or if we die. At this rate, it's very likely that one or both of us will be dead before Steel Ball Run is over! And I'm not just saying that because of my undiagnosed hypertension and borderline diabetes, or George's very-diagnosed Exploding Guts Syndrome. Did you know if he eats ice cream, all of his intestines burst out like a random goon from Fist of the North Star? It's true!

But no, I say that because we've got FOUR YEARS of SBR ahead of us. I've done the math, and my calculations are infallible! I'm not sure why I get audited by the IRS so often... I included some primo Burge ...