First-date red flag: you show up to dinner, and your date’s best friend is already at the table to make sure you are not weird. In this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi debate whether you would sit down, call for backup, leave immediately, or stay for the free meal.

They also react to a bizarre story involving a former deputy, a patrol-car crash, a phone, and a brake-failure excuse that does not exactly hold up. Then the conversation turns into a prison hypothetical—young and healthy or older and facing the end of life behind bars?—before landing on strange dating profiles, a Viking helmet, and a horse in a hat.

If you like funny dating stories, awkward relationship conversations, ridiculous real-life news, and best-friend-style comedy, follow Rockin’ on the Porch for more porch-side chaos.

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