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Ep. 1 Don't Walk On The Shag Carpet

Join Papa Tony, Mishi, and Giggles as they walk down very embarassing memory lane. This trio discuss absolutely ridiculous topics, and show case their dark sense of humors. You don't want to miss out on the insane things that come out of these 3 mouths.

Public I Love You, Ghosting Queens, And Love Bombs

In this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi pour some tea and dive straight into the messy side of modern love. We start with a “journey” into a crowded bar where a new guy suddenly blurts out “I love you” in front of everyone… and Giggles is ready to bolt for the bathroom with a case of “explosive diarrhea.” When a public love confession catches you off guard, do you stay, smile, or ghost? From there, we get real about ghosting, what it’s like to be the “queen of ghosting,” and how it feels when someone you only see as a buddy is fighting hard for your heart. Mishi shares a real story about a drunk love declaration in front of her brother and the very awkward car ride home that followed. Then we shift into dating apps, pilots, cockpits, and questionable photos, talking about why too‑perfect profiles set off alarms and why attention that feels good can still come with red flags. We also break down love bombing: the guy who texts “good morning, beautiful” and “good night, I’m thinking of you” nonstop after just a few days, controlling comments like “don’t get too dressed up,” and how to tell the difference between real love and toxic intensity. There’s real talk about communication in relationships, sharing locations for safety (not control), and how past experiences with “shitty people” shape our boundaries now. It’s messy, funny, and honest porch‑side conversation about modern love, ghosting, and the awkward ways we all try to protect our peace. If you’ve ever cringed through a public “I love you,” ignored red flags because the attention felt nice, or zoomed in on dating app photos wondering “is this Photoshop?”, this episode is for you. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Too Trusting, Too Clumsy, and Too Positive

Apparently, the Sunday before Father’s Day is… not Father’s Day. In this week’s Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi shares how her mom casually asked, did you call your father for Father’s Day, so she panicked, called her dad, and texted Papa Tony and the son‑in‑law with heartfelt messages only to get, Thanks for the kind words but you’re a week early. From there, things stay chaotic in the best way. We jump into a what would you do scenario: you’re at a friend’s house, you accidentally break something that looks insanely expensive and possibly sentimental, and no one sees. Are you confessing, blaming the cat, or carefully propping it back up and praying? That hypothetical leads straight into a real‑life story about a broken vase, the wrong kind of super glue, and a husband who eventually notices something is very off. We also talk about: Being the clumsy friend who’s always breaking something and whether we’d actually confess or lose sleep over it for a week. Fake positivity vs. real support. Good vibes only, just be grateful, and why certain people’s “advice” feels more like guilt than comfort. Family members who don’t like you doing a podcast but still smile to your mom’s face, and how that two‑faced support shows up as fake nice and fake encouragement. The difference between friends who genuinely listen and validate your feelings and those who can’t wait for you to stop talking so they can jump in. If you’ve ever been a little too trusting, a little too clumsy, or a little too tired of hearing just be grateful, you’re going to feel very seen in this episode. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and come laugh it out on the porch with us. New episodes every Sunday. Share this one with a friend who loves a good what would you do story. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Crime‑Scene Trunks, Robbery Fails & What Fear Is Really Protecting

Life has been a lot lately, so we’re back on the porch talking about all the wild, scary, and strangely funny ways fear shows up in our lives. From “Dateline energy” in a borrowed car trunk to a robbery that absolutely flopped, we’re unpacking it all with a side of giggles. In this episode, we chat about: Borrowing a friend’s car, popping the trunk, and finding shovel + rope + tape that look suspiciously like a crime scene. Do you call the cops, confront your friend, or mind your business? A would‑be robber who storms into a nail salon yelling “Everybody get down!”… only to be completely ignored by a room full of unbothered, freshly‑manicured women. Whether we’re getting desensitized to crime and how “no real consequences” can change how people react when someone yells “robbery.” Childhood vs now: toy guns, classic TV, today’s weird kids’ shows, and why social media makes bullying so much harder to escape. Fear as a protector vs fear as a prison: from spiders and rats to relationships, rejection, and learning to actually like your own company. How past experiences and almost‑situations change the way we walk through the world, especially as women, and why some of us go full fight mode when others freeze or flee. If you love porch‑side girl talk, true‑crime‑adjacent stories, and honest conversations about fear, safety, and relationships—with plenty of laughs in between—pull up a chair and hang out with us on the porch. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Ghost Cameras, Florida Chaos & Adrenaline Superpowers

Life is lifey right now, and we are feeling every bit of it on the porch this week. From ghosty security cameras to Florida road‑rage rabies vibes, we’re covering the kind of chaos you usually only see in movies. In this episode, Giggles and Mishi talk about: A house‑sitting security camera that keeps detecting a “person” in the living room… while no one’s supposed to be there. Guardian angel, glitch, or something else? Real‑life ghost stories, tape recorders that answer back with “We’re here,” and why we’d be the funniest ghost‑hunting duo on TV. A Florida woman who jumped on a pregnant driver’s car, punched her, attacked a 68‑year‑old trying to help, and then bit the police officer during her arrest. She seriously woke up and chose violence. Our game Adrenaline or Delusion and whether we’re actually secret superheroes when emergencies hit. From dog bites and car accidents to Heimlich‑moment saves, we share what we’ve really done when life went sideways. If you love porch‑side girl talk, true crime‑ish headlines, ghost story chills, and laughing at how wild humans can be, this one’s for you. Grab a drink, get cozy, and come hang out with us on the porch. Don’t forget to watch us over on YouTube. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Why Don’t You Have Kids, Dating the Same Guy, and Do Words Cast Spells

So… when are you going to have kids?’ If you’ve ever had that question thrown at you like small talk, this episode is for you. Today on Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi and Giggles start with a weird church dream featuring a pregnant 70‑year‑old and end up in a real conversation about fertility, pressure, and what it’s like when people act like your body is their business. From there we pivot straight into chaos: a dating scenario where you’re on the perfect first date… until you realize he’s the same guy your friend is talking to on a dating app. Do you walk out, call him out, or team up with your bestie and make him sweat? We also get into: Alligators snatching small dogs and the ‘of course we’d punch an alligator for our pets’ energy. Whether words are basically spells, how insults stick more than compliments, and the one sentence that blew up a toxic friendship. Childhood threats about ‘old people coming to get you,’ money lessons from our parents, and why humor is sometimes the only way through the heavy stuff. It’s unfiltered girl talk with plenty of laughing, a little cussing, and a lot of ‘oh my God, same’ moments. Pull up a chair, grab a snack (block of cheese optional), and hang out on the porch with us. New episodes every Sunday. If you laugh, nod, or feel seen even once, share this episode with a friend who gets it. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Calling in Sick, Hacked Baby Monitors, and Sober DUIs

This week on Rockin’ On The Porch, Giggles and Mishi cover a very specific kind of chaos: fake sick days, creepy “smart” baby tech, and sober people getting hit with DUIs. We start with a work nightmare disguised as a dream. Your best friend scores VIP tickets to your ultimate music festival, but you have to call in “sick” to get there. You do it—and then you see your boss standing in VIP. Do you hide under a hat in 102‑degree heat, pretend you have a twin named Laughter while Giggles is “home with the flu,” or just own it and stay at the show? From there we jump into nanny robots and hacked baby monitors. We talk about parents hearing strange men’s voices talk to their kids through monitors, feeds crossing with a nursing home down the road, and why even the simplest “non‑Wi‑Fi” tech can still be hacked. If you’re already side‑eyeing smart devices in your house, this conversation won’t help… in the best way. Then it’s another round of “Is it Florida, is it fiction, or is it another state?” featuring the now‑famous clip of an officer insisting he saw a woman texting with her right hand even though she doesn’t have one. That leads us into sober DUIs, false positives on field tests, and how a single charge can destroy a career for drivers, teachers, healthcare workers, and more. Through it all, we do what we always do: turn heavy, unbelievable stories into something we can laugh about, without pretending they aren’t serious. We talk about: – Calling in sick to work and running into your boss at a festival – Nanny robots, baby monitors, and why smart tech around kids feels so sketchy – A one‑armed driver accused of texting and driving – Sober DUIs and what happens when the system gets it wrong – Using humor to handle the weirdest corners of real life Question for you: Would you trust a nanny robot or smart monitor in your house? And would you still go to that concert if your boss walked into VIP? *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Drunk Proposals, Runaway Gates & Awkward Hugs: Are We Okay?

Ever thrown out a drunk proposal and then sobered up like, “oh… I might’ve ruined my life”? In this episode, we talk about exactly that: popping the question while wasted, waking up with cold feet, and trying to slow‑walk a wedding everyone else is already planning for you. Giggles and Mishi dig into: – Long engagements and “when you know, you know”… or do you? – Getting married because it’s “the next step” vs because you actually want it – Couples who skip the paper and just do rings and commitment – A peak‑Florida story: a stolen gate, confused cops, and a ridiculous video – Hug etiquette: when affection is sweet, and when it’s straight up uncomfortable We also share personal stories about family, loss, and how that changed the way we say “I love you,” give hugs, and set boundaries. If you’ve ever wrestled with marriage pressure, been trapped by other people’s expectations, or felt weird about hugging back just to be polite, you’ll feel seen in this one. Question of the episode: Are you team “bring it in,” team side‑hug, or team “no thanks, I’m good”? New episodes of Rockin’ on the Porch drop every week. Thanks for listening and for sharing us with the people in your life who love a little humor with their hard truths. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Would You Turn In Your Best Friend? | Vegas Bachelorette Chaos & The Perfect Crime Dilemma

Ever wonder if you'd actually snitch on your best friend? We start with family dynamics—why the youngest kid gets stuck with all the responsibilities while the oldest gets to ghost—then spiral into a wild hypothetical that tests where our moral lines really are. Picture this: it's your bachelorette party in Vegas, you're doing the bar crawl, shots flowing, when suddenly you're faced with an impossible choice. Then things get even darker when we tackle the question nobody wants to answer—what do you do when your friend commits the perfect crime? From heartwarming stories about treating kids with respect (shoutout to all the moms like mine who see everyone) to debating whether we'd protect our friends no matter what they did, this episode goes everywhere. We're talking self-defense versus murder, littering versus actual felonies, and whether going to confession counts as turning someone in. Spoiler: one of us would absolutely call the cops, and the other one needs to talk to a priest first. Grab your Reese's Pieces and buckle up—this one's a ride. Chapters: 00:00 Sibling Hierarchy Talk 05:41 Porch Podcast Kickoff 06:34 Vegas Bachelorette Scenario 18:09 Emu Escapades in Florida 20:49 Reporting a Friend Dilemma 34:15 Giggles Crime Checklist 41:09 Earl Tinder Bio Twist 43:50 Flirty Quote And Sign Off *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Caught My Best Friend’s Husband Cheating… Do I Tell Her?

This week on Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi drag their windblown, dirt-dusted selves back inside and dive straight into a messy “what would you do?” moment. You’re out to dinner with your fuhu, minding your own business, when you spot your best friend’s husband acting real weird… and then you catch him full-on kissing another woman in the parking lot. The affair is clearly not a one‑time thing. Later, your bestie corners you in the kitchen and asks point‑blank if you’ve seen anything suspicious. You tell her the truth – and somehow YOU become the villain. Now she’s accusing you of trying to ruin her marriage and warning your mutual friends to “watch out” for you. In this episode, we unpack: Whether you owe your friend the truth when you catch their spouse cheating What to do when honesty backfires and you’re suddenly the bad guy Why dragging friends, family, and social media into your relationship almost always explodes in your face The real‑life marriage advice Giggles and Mishi got from classes, and how it changes these situations Grab your drink, untangle your hair, and rock on the porch with us as we talk loyalty, boundaries, and keeping your relationship business between the people actually in it. Chapters: 00:00 Windblown Catch Up 01:09 Porch Show Kickoff 03:09 Cheating Husband Dilemma 08:43 Florida Or Fiction Game 11:55 Jealousy Cute Or Creepy 31:41 Dating Profile Aaron 35:51 Sperm Bank Punchline 36:30 Thanks and Sign Off *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

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