Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast
Temporada 4
por Samuel Karie
We recap Season 7, Episode 10 of Riverdale, “American Graffiti” in which we discuss car guys and horse girls, overkill on the 50’s slang, not reading books, homoerotic car metaphors, serial killers and milk, and the absolute erasure of Coop the Riverdale Cat.
We recap Season 7, Episode 9 of Riverdale, “Betty and Veronica Double Digest” in which we discuss sexualizing a high GPA, the return of the bobby pin, Lolita spoilers, unmothering your cat, Veronica capitalizing on her vehicular manslaughter, hate purchasing our merch, grumpy Cheryl, Smithers and Alice’s backstory, and using AI to write our gay fanfiction.
We recap Season 7, Episode 8 of Riverdale, “Hoop Dreams” we discuss our extensive knowledge of basketball, Tabitha sending her homework via carrier pigeon, our favorite candy MargarineThumb, Betty’s strange trajectory, those bridge trolls you go to high school with, and bros transcending timelines.
We recap Season 7, Episode 7 of Riverdale, “Dirty Dancing” we discuss getting called a peach, hating Julian, getting dizzy, Archie being oblivious, and the milkman cliffhanger. AND!!!! check out our new merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/rivertales/explore?asc=u&page=1&sortOrder=recent
We recap Season 7, Episode 6 of Riverdale, “Peep Show” we discuss when the gold rush was, how Skeet was just a twink before Riverdale, Riverdale being on the forefront of the Writer’s Strike, Turtle Radar is pricked, lending panties to your friend, Archie worming on the ground, gawking in the window, and giving Barbara Wallace her flowers.
We recap Season 7, Episode 5 of Riverdale, “Tales in a Jugular Vein” we discuss Troy Bolton’s practice sessions, the truth behind Fubo, Cheryl filming tickle porn on a crank camera, coffee before a threesome, and a game of 50’s slang.
We recap Season 7, Episode 4 of Riverdale, “Love and Marriage” in which we discuss the slang we know, Kevin’s romance developing in the dark room, Midge using her pregnancy as a fame gimmick, giraffe ovulation, the 50’s not being so easy breezy, Toni being a mythical enigma, and double the Curdle double the Turtle.
We recap Season 7, Episode 3 of Riverdale, “Sex Education” in which we discuss getting Midge’d, milk subscription boxes, a jungle sex dream, Kevin doing mime work, Betty learning what a boner is from a book, Lizzo being a new character, the Kissing Chair, and Veronica Weekend at Bernie’s-ing her aunt.
We recap Season 7, Episode 2 of Riverdale, “Skip, Hop and Thump!” in which we discuss dancing to Barbie Girl in a mat fort, Archie’s mom’s new name, the Smithers and Archie romance we’ve been waiting for, Twilight: New Moose, the difficulty surrounding the title of the episode, Toni accumulating so many rotten eggs, Garfield changing history, and Betty being inconsolably horny.
We’re back!! In the premiere of this 50’s episode we talk about getting deep and machismo, alluding to the orgy episode, Jughead being Samurai Jack, the return of Mr. Turtle, being useless, and hot dog AND hamburger?? It’s more likely than you think.