Bizarre stories this episode include one on the two women arrested for prostitution at a New Jersey massage parlor, after the online advertising explicitly said they gave 'happy endings'... also one on the Episcopal priest in Pittsburgh accused of sinning via stealing over $1,000 worth of baseball cards from a Walmart... and one on a naked burglar in Virginia...along with Osaka's proof in Japan that Mother Earth is sick of humans. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.