Funny news stories this time include how a guy took his teen daughter to a mice and rat- infested Cinemark movie theather in Waco TX, where he brought mouse traps to put around their seats and got a picture of one caught... also police in the Florida Keys say two middle aged men and a middle aged woman were caught having a drunken threesome inside a car parked in a grocery store lot around noon, so middle of the day... and then there is the New Zealand man who pooped out a $19,000 Faberge egg pendant cops say he swallowed to try and steal from a jewelry store...also in New Zealand...a little seal that waddled into a bar to everyone's delight. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.