Let me start where it matters: Mitch McConnell is 84, a childhood polio survivor who fell at home last month, was hospitalized, and developed pneumonia. I hope that man recovers. I don't celebrate anybody's illness and I won't mock an old man in a hospital chair. That's not the show I run.

But sit with this. Right now he's receiving three things: a guaranteed salary while unable to work, comprehensive government healthcare, and open-ended unlimited paid medical leave — no cap, no penalty, no deadline. And over four decades in the Senate, he voted to deny all three to you.

He hasn't cast a vote since June 11. His $174,000 salary continues uninterrupted. His federal health coverage continues. His leave is unlimited and fully paid. And here's the moral center: every one of those things is good. He should have them. An 84-year-old who fal ...