Hello, you lovely, lovely planned-ish people. 😅

We just wrapped a three-day potty training bender with the twins — no spoilers yet, but we’ve never been more aware of everyone’s bathroom schedule in our lives.

Before we dive into the chaos, we hit our classic weekly debrief: Dry-ish January is still alive, the to-do lists are list-ing, and we’re realizing we genuinely don’t have the time (or emotional capacity) to be hungover with toddlers. Also: Alexandra officially entered her “two-times-ever permanent hair color era”… and let’s just say the balayage math had us questioning career choices.

Then we get into potty training weekend with Brodie & Tate — the surprises, the mental exhaustion, the tiny wins that feel like Super Bowl-level celebrations, and why twins make everything a two ...