Your hosts of Petty By Blood Jesse, Jami, and Haley kick things off with the kind of unfiltered group chat energy that makes this show what it is - solar eclipse wishes, shameless relationship teasing, and a very suspicious amount of commentary on who is dating whom. Haley reveals she’s talking to two men at once, one a trucker and one who works at sea, while Jesse and Jamie push her to explain exactly how she keeps ending up in complicated situations with Jamaican men, exes, and men who absolutely should have stayed off the internet.

Then the episode turns into a full-blown Am I the Asshole showdown. First up: a teenage worker is publicly humiliated by a 40-year-old manager who comments on her uniform in a way that crosses every line. Then comes a spicy relationship debate about a husband who wants head on demand but gives  ...