Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

por Clint Nelson

Comedia Sociedad y Cultura

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#117 - The Thicker The Rent, The Thinner The Mint

In Episode 117, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (2:30) Big Thank You! For the Podcast Recent Growth..Sharing My Analytics to you guys. How it Feels To be Moving Up the Charts. (9:18) Quik Trip Girl Update:...(She Keeps Me On My Toes) (14:40) I RIPPED MY JEANS!!...Struggling to find your "Fit" in Jeans. Getting "Tailored". When Pushing the Envelope on "Style"..Has Gone Too Far. (23:50) "No One Asked For More NUTS In Chocolate" ...The Problem With Almonds. (26:20) The Hole In Your Jeans Exposes your "Funkyness". How Big Is The hole In my Jeans?.. (34:58) Staring at a Mans Crotch is NOT Sexual Harassment!.. (37:08) People who Buy Jeans With Holes Already In them.. (38:30) Being a MAN Sucks!!!..At Finding Your "SIZE"..Where does a Man Go to get a Good Pair of Jeans?.. (43:00) My Theory About Men's Jeans.. (48:20) "The Thicker The Rent, The Thinner the Mint"- Overall Thoughts on Renting , The Neighbors Entrance, How It's an Economic Monopoly, Gym Membership Without Step Climber, Raising Price of Rent, Supply & Demand, Daylight Savings Isn't Real, Orbit Gum, (1:04:00) FINAL CONCLUSION OF "The Thicker The Rent, The Thinner The Mint"

#116 - I (SIA) Chandelier Crackin | [BUZZFEED Article That Will PISS YOU OFF!!]

In Episode 116, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:35) The Chandelier Store..Why?? (5:15) The Buzzfeed Article That Will PISS YOU OFF!!.. (28:45) Job Applications Rant.."Why Do YOU Need to KNOW My previous Employment References?" (32:24) Poem: "Crib Tales" (34:14) What would you do if you get THAT TEXT From THAT EX?.."Lets Talk" Should you do it? Is Curiosity a good reason? Is it ever worth it? (47:00) "Those Who Hurt..Forgive the Most".. (People who are The Most Forgiving) ..Is it a Bad Thing? (50:25) "Love Itself, Isn't Enough".. (Maturing in Relationships & Love) EP.116. Video Link Below: (Go Help Grow Channel, Thank You) https://youtu.be/spB_sI21HBg

#115 - Cynical Lover Boy | [SAM HUNT DIVORCE]

In Episode 115, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:41) My Relationship with Sam Hunt. The Legalities of the Divorce. (7:00) How Sam's Music Foreshadows some of his "Marital" Misconduct. "Drinkin Too Much", "Make you Miss Me". Etc. (15:20) Sam Hunt is a Complex Individual With an Obsession for Love & Embattled Relationship with Faith. His Similarities to Drake. (20:00) Why the "Manosphere" can't defend this. (28:48) "Sometimes your Demons is gonna Outweigh Your Love for Someone" How bringing a child in this world changes your Perspective in Life. (31:20) "Winning Her Back" is a thrilling experience. (36:00) First Instinct to Defend Men No Matter What. (41:41) Why this Divorce is Important to talk about. What has Marriage become really? (47:40) What does "Selling Your Soul" in music industry really look like? (52:00) Sam's Music Catalog, Next Album!!(CAN'T WAIT!) (55:47) What makes Sam Hunt Attractive to Vast Audience in his Lyrics. (1:00:00) Is his musical "Identity Crisis" connected to his "Adultery"? Ep. 115 Video Link Below: https://youtu.be/7_qzdijxqv8

#114 - Khaki Pants Make The Baddies Dance

In Episode 114, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) [How To Make Her WANT YOU!] (1:36) Napoleon Dynamite Dance Inspiration, Why do we dance? What is a Dance Floor? (9:22) Khaki Pants Vs. Jeans on the Dance Floor. My "One Dance" Move. (17:51) "There's just Something about A Man in Khakis that Drives a Woman Wild!" The "Law of Attraction" With Khaki Pants. (23:35) [PIVOT MOMENT] "How I Met Your Mother"...In My Khakis..The Origin of Falling in Love In your Khakis...Without it, What do yall have? (28:09) "I Can't CHA CHA Real Smooth"..Following Instructions Is Really Hard. (31:07) I'M SCARED TO DEATH OF MY WEDDING DAY!!..For All the RIGHT REASONS!!.. PLUS: Why do the Parents Pay for the Wedding?? (45:45) Why I have "No Rhythm".."Maybe I Just Can't Dance"... (50:20) List of the BEST Dance Moves In ANY PAIR of PANTS! (53:10) Was This WHOLE Pod a Massive Projection? (56:15) "No One Wants What They Say They Want".. (58:12) (The CONCLUSION) Why Khaki Pants ..TRULY..Make the BADDIES DANCE... Episode 114 Video Link Below: (Go help grow the YouTube Channel) https://youtu.be/uH4UDwF9B3s

#113 - Full(er) House Of Lies

In Episode 113, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:57) Bob Saget Autopsy Report being Blocked by the Florida Courts. Is the public owed one? Why are autopsy's public information to begin with? (10:45) House Sitting?..What Am I Paying you For?..To Enjoy the Fruits of My Own Labor? (RANT Alert) (22:55) [DEEP DIVE] Theory on Why Subways in Wal-Mart are "Built Different". Anything that happens in A Wal-Mart..Happens in a Wal-Mart. What happened to Wal-Mart? ..The Subway Business Model. Episode 113 Video Link Below: (Like, subscribe, comment, Follow on all apps.) https://youtu.be/0RXOzQUpbY8

#112 - Nudies & Booties (THE ALL TIME GREATEST BANK RANT)

In Episode 112, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) [BEST EPISODE IN Off N Beat HISTORY] (1:40) Valentines Day Thoughts: What's an "even exchange"?..Lingerie is Overrated (Sugar Pie Honey Bun)..The Problem With "Nudes". (15:00) The Milkman Rant Turned Into Old People Slander who Critique our Diet Choices. (YOUR FOOD OPTIONS SUCKED) (21:33) "Virtue Signaling" is Not Bad. (26:13) (THE BANK RANT) Stop Calling Me For A Visit! Stop With The Passive Aggressiveness! Now You've been Put On Notice!!..(ALL TIME RANT) (43:50) Sponsor. (PNC) (47:40) Driving (Story) Incident: I Was Triggered..By being Generous..They Flashed Their Lights.. YouTube Channel. Go Subscribe, Like, Follow, Help grow the Channel as Well. Ep.112 Video Link Below: https://youtu.be/xpGoAe3eDHg

#111 - God & I Took A Viagra In Ibiza

In Episode #111, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:50) My Biggest Super Bowl Takeaway (7:58) God & I Took A Viagra In Ibiza...Can God really Talk to you?..What really happens when you see the light?..Can he bring you back to life?..Being "Kinky" with an Irregular Heartbeat. (23:48) Watergate: Apartment Cutting Off Your Water (30:54) Waiting Room Etiquette: The Lady doing her Emails at Discount Tire.. (41:00) "Good Times" Theme Song. (47:17) Sponsor. (Taco Bell) (49:55) I want Views. (54:00) The "I'm 25 & Depressed" Videos are..Attention Seeking.

Nickelback Was Drake in The 2000's, "I GOT ALL THE HITS BOY!"| (The NICKELBACK Pod)| #110

The Nickelback Pod In Episode 110, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:43) Lifeguards deserve better. (10:19) "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room"..I fought a Bird...What's your "Nest" Worth"? (17:33) I studied Nickelback..I Cracked the "Every Song" Sounds the same Narrative With Chad Kroeger.. (21:51) Nickelback was the Drake of the 2000's..."I Got All The Hits Boy!" (31:20) Mainstream Music isn't always "Bad"..Just sound good Live. (34:33) Nickelback is the Most UNDERRATED Band in the Last 25 Years. (36:36) Certain Subjects & Genres in Film have a "Box Office" Cap...Why Country Music has a Popularity Cap.(Ask Taylor Swift) (43:00) Why has Rock Music Died? (46:32) Sponsor. (Sony) (50:20) "Operation". (The Board Game) (54:10) My Argument that "Economic Privilege" has a bigger effect than "White Privilege".

"Poor People LOVE The Rain" (SALAD-GATE)| #109

Welcome back to the Most Cynical Guy in the World...Clint Nelson. In Episode 109, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:17) The Problem With "Labels..."Gotta Keep Em Seperated". (Body Wash & Shampoo) (8:00) Poor People Love the Rainy Days & The "Sights". (When It Rains It Pours) (14:15) "Life's NOT a Mastercard Commercial...Priceless" (Credit Is EASY!) (25:28) Credit Score Is OVERRATED..and a Weird Thing to Brag About. (27:12) (EPIC RANT) "Salad-Gate": What should be allowed to take To-Go at Restaurants?..How much Work does a Waiter really do?..Am I becoming an Old Head about these things?? (My Hibachi Experience) (40:40) Why I Appreciate Jeff Bezos not pretending to be "Just One of Us"..In wake of his $500 Million Dollar Yacht getting Preferential "Bridge" Treatment. (45:40) Sponsor. (Beyond Meat) (48:00) Is Jeff Bezos Outta Pocket? "If you had Jeff Bezos Money, you would be doing Much Worse". Why it would suck being the Captain of his Yacht. (53:01) Be careful who you Tell, "Act Your Wage" to...Be careful what you "Wage" your bets on.

"GASSIN ME UP" (STAY IN YOUR LANE)| #108

The Headgum Podcast Is Pure Garbage..Coming from one itself...With A Lot Less Viewers. In Episode 108, (Time Stamps Below) (0:02) Gas Station Car Washes...Why? (6:10) Quik Trip Girl Update: I Got Demoted to..."Mhmm" (9:07) I'm TIRED of the DISRESPECT as a Customer. (11:19) "Unreleased" Music...But somehow I Heard It.. (15:01) Playboy Mansion Was "Toxic" & "Misogynist" According to Allegations...I mean did you think it was built for Woman Empowerment or Something?.. (25:33) Headgum Podcast Review...YouTube Algorithm Forced this Down My THROAT!!..And I absolutely Couldn't believe how big their Audience is based off what I Saw...But!!...I Give Credit where Credit is due and what I took away from this Revelation..."Presentation & Quality" go a long ways...even if there's nothing there... (And I'm a Fan Now) (38:18) What is Click-Bait really?..Should you be mad? (42:00) Joe Rogan "N" Word Controversy...It's hurtful to hear. I would be remissed not to address the situation due to how much I've talked about him on my show in such a positive light...Why did Spotify remove certain episodes involving guests before his Official Move to the Platform...But not the ones with his use of the language?..Did they just not know?..Or Didn't really care?..

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