Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

por Clint Nelson

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#167 - "Broke Boy Talking Time & Value"

Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description of Topics covered in today's episode Below. Enjoy! In Episode 167, Clint Rambles about: being unreliable, his normal state being obsessiveness, the audacity of people who tell you "your wasting your time doing...", the value of time & control in your life, needy ass people, Theory: "Girls are attracted to guys who walk to work", the impressive low standard of just effort these days, side chicks are like mashed potatoes, the low standard of just being a gentlemen these days, the lady who wants a $200,000 ring, Russell Wilson being a "Corny" guy, sad people feel the best effects of drugs, & lastly productive escapism.

#166 - "Dear 5'8 Antsy Guy: I've Eaten ASS Bigger than You"

Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description below for the topics covered in Episode. Enjoy! In Episode 166 , Clint rambles about: hips not lying to you, what if your job fined you like a pro athlete?, the "Antsy" guy making everyone uncomfortable, the idiocy of people ordering their food these days, douche bags who drink everything out of their shaker, the shake weight commercials, financing furniture, comparing ashton kutcher vs michael fassbender as Steve Jobs, the insanity of waiting for years later to find out if your child's father is Steve Jobs, & lastly being annoyed by E- Mail Notifications ( and reads them aloud).

#165 - "Tanning With Mrs.Peacock For a Blue's Clue"

Welcome back to Clint "Thrusting & Bustin". Enjoy! In Episode 165, Clint Rambles about: "You gotta Thrust To Bust", Quik Trip's flat soda , being "Enhanced" V.S. being a Natty Podder, (Hot Take) excessive tanning not being attractive, white dudes being good at cosmetic flaws in white women , strangers living in your attic, "Couple Goals" (the ones who wanna go to parks together), is it only "love" if they wanna kill you from time to time?, his issue with the NFL's Process of the Deshaun Watson Situation, the fun of being with a "Crazy Bitch", & why you need bad situations to understand the good ones, & lastly why depression makes someone a grounded person.

#164 - "Kinky Bowling"

Clint is back in the sack! Enjoy! In Episode 164, Clint Rambles about: being turned on by attitude, trust issues with the doctors, old people driving with the handicap tag, the truth about unwarranted courage behind the wheel, the mother who ran out of gas, Bowling with someone you have no chemistry with, bowling kinks, how cosmic bowling prepares you for life, why Genuineness is more Important than Honesty, why they stopped being attracted to you, Entitlement of being "Nice" for something in return, disdain for Bitching & complaining, & lastly your not entitled to your happiness..you have to actually work for it.

#163 - "I'm not Unapproachable...I'm just Keeping you on your Toes"

Welcome back to another Hot Ep. With Clint. Enjoy! In Episode 163, Clint Rambles about: the small tables at starbucks, solutions to being an "Unapproachable" person, getting your dick splashed when sitting on the toilet, brett favre having "Thousands of Concussions", getting back out there socially, "least attractive quality a man can possess is being Scared".

#162 - "Only Psychopaths have Children on Purpose"

Don't forget to suck some TITTIES!!..Welcome back to another hot Ep. of Off N Beat. Enjoy! In Episode 162, Clint Rambles about: workout partners suck, is it a compliment to be "Too Much"?, putting it in the wrong "hole", the moral dilemma of neutering & spaying your cat & dog, supplements & vitamins mostly being a scam, people who "Try" to have children are psychopaths, benefits of being an "Unplanned" child, (Rant Alert) people who overexaggerate their "tough" upbringing, breastfeeding being essential, & being made an example of when you show up late one time. (storytime)

#161- "Waiting is Hard...But so is being Low-Key Attractive"

Clint is back ..sorry to keep you "Waiting". Enjoy todays episode! In Episode 161, Clint Rambles about: The real problem with "Waiting" (awkwardness in public places), telling true stories on the pod, hypocrisy of the recent Jake Paul Opponent pulling out, looking at old driver license picture, is being called "Low Key Attractive" an insult?, breakdown of why we pee on toilet seat, & lastly the idiocy of putting the toilet seat down (toilet seat ettiquette debunked).

#160 - "I'm a SUPERNATURAL Daddy"

Clint gets curious with a lot of questions but very little answers on the idea of "Supernatural" life. Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 160, Clint rambles about: Supernatural life & curiosity being judged harshly, is religion supernatural?, is the polar express glorified kidnapping?, is seeing truly believing?, my moms supernatural incident with my train track when she was home alone, my "imaginary" friend that didn't feel imaginary at all, religions should be allies of each other, the contradiction of "seperation of church & state", erotic cereal names (clint's ideas), is all you need as a man : "lift weights, get big, fuck bitches, & make money"? , why being in "shape" as a guy is a cheat code, the struggle of being "more into yourself", & lastly, my favorite compliment i've ever gotten from a stranger. ( even as an adult, being reminded you're doing something right, is a great feeling)

#159 - are you a douchebag if you wear a tank top at the gym?

Welcome back to another solid one! Enjoy! In Episode 159, Clint Rambles about: being caught in a lie, are you a douchebag if you wear a tank top at the gym?, turnoff of someone being lost in their phone, the cringe of seeing a dude forcing desperate conversation at cheesecake factory, inability of thinking for one self in the dating scene, being aware of your characteristics that may turn others off, breaking cycles that..are actually working?, & lastly, the beautiful art of never admitting fault.

#158 - "I'm a Malnutrition Thor"

Sorry, took a little break. but don't worry baby. Clint is back! In Episode 158, Clint Rambles about: His brief break from the pod, Thor Love & Thunder, going on his first date in a few years, natty or not videos being problematic, ugly women who hate fit guys, seeing a cat get run over, ducks who cross the road together, clint reads a little rap from his notes ( 8 bars), & how the gym is a microcosm of life.

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