Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

por Clint Nelson

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#208 - You Will Stick it in the Wrong Hole

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Podcast) Go follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Enjoy! In Episode 208, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) pull the lana plug (adam 22 wife) (0:58) Intro to the pod. (2:00) I'm going bear mode (3:18) you will stick it in the wrong hole. (sex education in USA) (10:00) Genie from Aladdin is..."Top Heavy" (12:08) are we really...adaptable as we think? (15:00) Titanic: " Jack should've kicked her ass in the water".."Rose didn't really love him" (17:43) Titties are Round..& keep you around (20:03) Bodybuilding & MMA cause soft dicks. (21:45) young guy at work finding out at work a girl was a guy...hard to tell from behind. (24:13) Lil Jay prison video exposing he likes green weaves sitting on his lap. (28:50) Walking in the urinal with his pants down. (31:12) Spotify upping their subscription $1 (33:40) Burger King deserve Slander for Lifetime + Prices represent what they think about their employees. (36:38) Cancer sucks..but people overkill their care for it. (39:14) (Panda Express) Commercialized Chinese Restaurants (43:12) Shrek & Mulan both have.... (49:28) My imaginary friend made us move out of a haunted house..."I don't remember him..but i don't deny him" (53:12) why the titanic is "Personal" to me. (56:57) Days off are overrated. (58:59) you can't get caught strangling someone with a Ove Glove. (1:01:55) Moral of Todays Pod..& Outro. Click Link below if you enjoy todays ep & follow , leave a thumbs up to help grow the channel. thank you. https://youtu.be/iy35EH0RQpA

#207 - [APT] Alcohol, Podcasting, Training | "You should not drink Alcohol until your Successful"

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIEES!! Clint is back, sucking more titties than ever. Enjoy! (Recorded on July 5, 2023) In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Andrew Tate: "You should not drink alcohol until your successful".. (4:02) Intro to the Pod. Follow Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. (6:00) "I actually like squatting"..is that a sus statement? (7:08) Personal trainers who are on their phones during sessions. (17:30) Passion is BS..(according to a video I saw) (24:58) Red Roof Inn has good deals... (26:04) Housekeepers went on strike. (29:04) Being a drunk 4 yr old on Chocolate Vodka. (30:00) Alcohol shouldn't be hidden from the children. (35:04) Rich People renting out hotels to have Orgies & stuff. (45:34) work rant: guy on same pay scale trying to tell people what to do. (53:18) normalizing hypergamy (58:18) Outro! Click Link Below to follow the Pod on the youtube and leave a thumbs up! thanks. https://youtu.be/zxE-ivL5apI

#206 - Fake Flexibility | "Women are just Financial Plans" , "Pursuit does not = Entitlement"

Clint is back with another Fluid addition of the "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson" Podcast. Enjoy! Go follow the show on spotify or apple podcasts. In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: ( 0:28) Bible Thumper Ruslan KD response to Killer Mike. (4:15) Intro to the Pod. (5:35) harvard study on "What makes people happy?" (6:48)"I want a little Thor" blaming having children for your lack of competence (9:42) i've been looking into real estate...financing is not normal (12:12) going through your partners phone (13:52) "if you can kick someone in the face..." (14:10) Fake Flexibility (16:37) Faux Fur + Cardi B & Offset more drama (18:30) Artists okay just dropping music every 6 years. (21:54) Entitlement in Pursuit (24:52) Dark Web Desires (27:52) The Design is never good enough (28:42) "Religious goons" Arrogance with people of faith...(such as Ruslan KD) (32:28) Maybe Jesus is a coward (35:48) Jesus lovers have no real belief (38:00) The Yacht Girls (44:12) Outro to the Pod Click the Link Below & leave a thumbs up on the video and subscribe. Thank you! https://youtu.be/LDk-SHmcC40

#205 - Next Level Mourning | "The Flash is dramatic & corny" + Marilyn Monroe is breast chicken

After brief hiatus Clint is back . Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Go follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts In Episode 205, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Next Level Mourning" T'shirt guy. (1:55) The CW makes the most dramatic, corniest, predictable stuff. (5:38) Clint's Bill Clinton impression. + Reviewing "the incident" (10:29) how do artists biggest songs be "Re-made" but they profit? (11:27) Marilyn Monroe was the biggest prostitute of her time.what was her appeal? (13:52) Marilyn Monroe would be working at Wendy's today. (17:38) mega church preacher speech. (18:45) Jesus in Fitness YouTube. (22:02) Dealing with a Jehovah's Witness... (26:22) Revisiting the Jitterbug Phone (28:32) public pools produce a minimum of 3 children a year each (30:52) anyone who plans to have children are clinically insane. (33:42) Bill Clinton Impression Improv by yours truly. (38:59) cant take politics serious. (40:59) Manspreading advice (43:03) Back to the "Next Level Mourning" guy..weird flex but your girl agrees. & More!!Go follow the YouTube Channel Below & leave a thumbs up. Thank you!https://youtu.be/cZLbxkteepo

#204 -Tongue N Cheek | "Lets just say..she can float on my noodle" [Ocean Gate Exposes Poor People]

Welcome back to another Cheeky Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 204, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) The Pool Lady who was showing the "Cheeks" in front of a group of teens in my Neighborhood. (4:28) Intro to the Pod! (5:33) Ocean Gate Tragedy ( Titanic Expedition). Rich people deserve no empathy when they die i guess. Situation exposes real human nature. (20:30) Under the Sea Voodoo Ghosts reminds me of Scooby Doo!! (22:52) "The Wife of 2 Passengers have died"...Wait What?!! (25:12) Virgin Company launching a "Go to space" mission for $450,000 ...KIngs of timing. (28:00) Shannon Sharpe leaving Undisputed..my hypothesis on what he'll do next..(spoiler: it won't be doing debate) (42:25) "Pretty Boy" Alex Eubank gives some girls the ick...but to me his delts are sick. (46:00) Do women actually prefer to be with someone "less attractive" because of fear of being 2nd fiddle in others eyes? (49:48) Moral of Todays pod...(Closing thoughts) https://youtu.be/uTq-AgLjqa8 (Video link to this episode on YouTube. Leave a thumbs up if you enjoyed and subscribe. thanks)

#202- Socially Awkward Is Social Truth | "Mario Rios Taking over Fitness YouTube"

#social #awkward #fitnessmodel Sorry for the brief absence , Clint is back thottier than a pop tart in this (drunken) edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 202, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Socially Awkward is the social truth. (3:10) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe & Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (5:23) Mario Rios taking over Youtube. (10:00) 8 ft alien in your backyard (conspiracy time) (13:56) "Cheesecake Factory was $104 before tip.." (broke boy talk) (18:38) unplanned pregnancies are neccesary (19:48) ja morant suspended 25 games (21:38) Starbucks taking down their pride month flags (23:18) Jordan Peterson on Assisted... (25:58) Drinking as a vice is nice.If you enjoyed this, Click the video below to Subscribe & leave a thumbs up on the YouTube channel where you can see my drunk ass in disgusting action. Thankshttps://youtu.be/YZ-MXmNwVag

#201 - "Preparation Poops Podcasts" (PPP) | Marcellus Wiley Covers "The Real", I'm Mark Normand

Welcome back to another "Uh Oh" edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 201, Clint Rambles about: Marcellus Wiley covering the real uncomfortable stories in his podcast. (Trevor Bauer New Allegations). Preparation In Podcasts, Mark Normand Is Like Me, Adam Sandler is the Drake of Acting, "Male R&B is Dead" According to Summer Walker, Home Depot Girl goin Viral for ..."laying the wood" on only fans girls, being constantly reminded you're a physical specimen never gets old at jets pizza, Chris D'Elia on Rick Glassman's "Take Your Shoes Off" Podcast was a tale of two feelings for one.& Sam Hunt is having another child. Full Video Version of this episode below. If you would leave a thumbs up or follow channel that would be much appreciated. thank you https://youtu.be/naaoc8Z8nuE

#200 -"Slim Gym Bro" | Men Would Rather Start a Podcast Than go to Therapy & Alcoholism In Comedy

Clint is back coping with a few things..still..in this Hour Long edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 200, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "I'm a Slim Gym Bro" (0:28) Intro to the pod. (Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify & Subscribe to the channel) (1:06) "Just Go to Therapy"..Therapy is more detrimental than it is productive. (7:54) "Men Would rather start a podcast than go to therapy". ..Well lets talk about why that is. (15:40) (real talk)Talking about your problems does absolutely nothing. (22:00) Normalization of Alcoholism in Comedy. (Bert Kreischer Example) (29:05) Drinking becoming more shamed instead of enjoyment. (32:41) How Life has Changed since Starting the Podcast Two Years ago. (What I have taken away) (37:36) Setting Lofty Goals for the future & "I'm the most underrated, Passioniate Podcaster on the Planet". (43:47) Charlamagne tha God losing his mojo. "Entitlement in the Podcast Industry" (52:11) Taylor Swift Writes her music..pretty big deal in mainstream music.(respect) (57:40) Sociatial pressure is not real. (58:58) "This pod is gonna grow.." (1:01:58) Final Quote of the Show & Outro!!! Full Video Version on youtube. If you enjoy the show, please click link below to subscribe & leave a thumbs up to help grow the channel. Thank You!https://youtu.be/txdXKUQdGZ8

#199 -"Pickleball Pregnancy" | ESPN Now Has Pickleball & Al Pacino Pregnancy Triggers the Morality

Clint's gets all up in a arms over Pickelball on ESPN in this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 199, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) ESPN is now showing Pickleball...(bruhh) (3:07) Intro to the podcast (Don't forget to follow the pod on Spotify & subscribe to the channel) (4:18) Al Pacino knocked up 29 year old girlfriend Noor Alfallah. (5:51) Cdrizzle97 takes over with an 3 minute freestyle..what else needs to be said? (9:42) Clint gets back on the Al Pacino Age gap relationship & is it morally irresponsible to have a child at that old of an age? (14:51) "There's a lot to mad at in the world" (16:11) Media is an easy scapegoat for general blaming with no direction. (19:15) Traditional V.S. Untraditional way of living. Results may vary. (22:05) "Caleb Hammer..Invite me on over to shit on my daily dunkin spending". Financial Youtube will remind you how much you don't really got it going on. (23:54) Slurs in Communities are spoken the loudest by those who claim to be their biggest allies.(Hasan Piker working with Ethan Klein) (26:10) Hasan Piker Working with Ethan Klein is the definition of a person who ignores what he wants for his own benefit. (31:43) "You're not better than your past decisions" (34:18) What do you call a dog with no legs?..+ Samples in music is starting show the downsides with longeivity. (Bridget Mindler & Fugees) (41:04) "Jackie Harry voice on Sister Sister...turned me on" (42:04) Shipping Boxes in this world is an expensive hassle. (46:30) Nice houses that you can tell have Broke people living there. (All random houses off back roads) (50:05) OUTRO!! Hey, If you enjoy this podcast, please do me a favor & click the link below to leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the Youtube channel. Where i post the video version of this podcast. Thank You!https://youtu.be/baLSIPfN5gg

#198 - "I Don't See Color..I'm Light Skinned" | i'm gonna be the #1(solo) Podcast In America

Clint is blindly becoming the #1 podcaster in the world in front of your eyes in this Crazy OFF THE RAILS Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast! Enjoy! In Episode 198, Clint Rambles about: (0:38) Intro to the Pod (Don't forget to subscribe, and follow the pod on spotify or wherever you listen) (1:04) Kid comes out womb with a 9 incher. Sizeing up the boys. (3:05) Poppin the gambling cherry at the laundromat. (4:54) "I'm gonna be the #1 Podcast in America" (6:27) "Why buy twitter, when you can have a Turkey leg?" (7:25) Pedophilia being normalized. (9:03) Clint gets in his slam poetry bag.. (10:18) "I'm an underground talent". (12:10) "are you sure there's not 1 f..... kangaroo in Antarctica" (13:58) Caterpillars,Polar Bears, dolphins, & orcas shouldn't be in kids books. (15:59) Flank Steak & undercooked meats meant to be exquisite. (17:38) Drake has lived a lot of lives + how to get monetized on youtube. (& make $$$) (20:03) "I'm looking a little Lightskinned" + "I don't see color"..what are you?...the 3 blind mice? (22:52) "A blind woman's touch will make you look past alot of things".. (23:45) WNBA stats are hard to find. (26:03) "Belly Buttons" (smell) are atrocious. Innies vs outies (28:58) Your hairline will determine the future of the world. (According to spiritual being) (30:26) "I've never had an asian doctor".."Or Clean Tubes" (31:38) getting my podcast titles read to your sisters friend for entertainment. (33:52) "If you pour holy water on a sinner"... (34:50) Shoutout to the Jewish Community for not having megachurches on Tik Tok. (36:30) Abe Lincoln was too tall to have S** (38:28) my tinder bio now would be Dynamite. (40:02) (RANT) FURNITURE!! (45:45) Outro!!! Thanks for listening to the podcast. If you enjoyed, Click the link below to follow the Youtube channel and leave a thumbs up! Yes there is a video version of the podcast. Thank you!https://youtu.be/r3OV9CTxpUI

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