Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

por Clint Nelson

Comedia Sociedad y Cultura

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#258 - Good Morning Alcoholics (GMA) | "Amy & TJ are Alcoholics"

In Episode 258, Clint reads the Teleprompter about: (0:00) - "Good Morning America"..Amy & TJ Podcast expose their troubled relationship. (amy robach & tj holmes) (7:19) guy addicted to his wifes breast milk, (8:04) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Code Link Below Episode description for Limited time Offer] (10:45) Intro to the Pod(Like Follow, Subscribe, etc.) (11:10) Maximizing doing "Nothing" (12:53) Amy Robach: "Alcohol just makes life a whole lot more fun". (15:45) News Anchors entering the Opinion Business. (21:09) Best Friend's Ex- GF threatening Suicide as leverage. (23:54) Dating someone who's 5 months pregnant..but not by you. (25:15) Spa Workers explaining what's really "on the menu". (29:45) no one should grocery shop at target (30:45) Stanley Cups W/ handles making the ladies going crazy. (38:27) "What the Puck" - Stanley Cups Company want's ya'll to get run over for free marketing. (41:38) "The Iron Never Lies" - Henry Rollins (44:29) Crazy Dream I Had: "Boxing with my Left Hand..connecting to Real life Weakness" (47:20) "Your dreams are a real life reflection of what you subconsciously think of yourself"..(Avoiding your weakness) (52:50) "Touched a Dream" (random dreams) (54:12) Falling asleep listening to Music/Podcasts (infiltrating into your dream) &More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.

#257 - "Passionate Young Man" | Dr. John Delony : "Get a 3rd Job & F*** Your Passions"

In Episode 257, Clint exerts some energy on: (0:01) Opening Monologue (2:24) Comedian Mark Normand being Escorted off stage after weird incident, place was evacuated. (6:49) Intro to the Pod! (Like , Follow, Suck Some Titties,etc) (7:41) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) Link Below the Episode Description. (10:55) energy drinks effect your "Allowance" of energy in a day. (13:46) obsession with "Comparing & Contrasting" type of people. (20:12) (Full In Depth Rant) Dr. John Delony Call Reaction: the guy : "wife cheated on me after having our child and less than 6 months in marriage"..John Delony: "Get a 3rd Job & F*** your passions". (31:26) Closer to 30 than 20. way of thinking. & More! YouTube Link to the Video Version of this episode below, Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, to help grow the show. thank you. .https://youtu.be/WTR0RUG4jHI Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.

#256 - "Temptations Create Simpsations" | Sexyy Red Baby Shower (I'm a Fan)

In Episode 256, Clint opens up with the Sexyy Red Baby Shower photos involving.."Hands on Your Knees",(0:56)..then SLAMS Korean BBQ Restauraunts who Make You Cook Your Own Food!!(7:15)..Smoothly Introduces the Podcast(subscribe, follow, like) (14:45)..SPONSOR! (Magic Mind)(16:15)..back to the "Party Rock Anthem" of this episode with the Break Up of "LMFAO" & Florida Georgia Line (19:48)..then wonders if "You're built like a House" is actually a compliment(32:19)..how awesome it would be to have a Reddit Fan Page dedicated to how much you suck..like The Fighter & The Kid..(33:38)..Then Brands his HATRED Towards People Obsessed with their "Brand" & Image..(40:48)..Plus the Fear Of Every Man.."Would you fear your women doing.....when your asleep?.. (47:34) & More!! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. Click Video Link to this Episode Below to Subscribe to the Youtube & Leave a thumbs up! Enjoy! https://youtu.be/oKCvOTJiuS8

#255 - "Do Now Or Die Later" | Andrew Schulz Flagrantly Too Famous

In Episode 255, Clint has some thoughts on "Do Now or Die Later" saying, ..then give the usual Intro to the Pod!.. (6:45) Sponsor!! (Magic Mind) (7:04) We get back on the roll of cheese.. by Ranting On Credit Cards & Synchrony Bank along with being too lazy to delete your extra spotify accounts.(11:14) ..Then gets into how Andrew Schulz & his Podcast Flagrant has become Out Of Control (19:45)..Then gets into how Disgusting Cheap Hotels have become (31:07)..But in the meantime lets pray for Shia LaBeouf as he's now a Catholic Priest.. & how faith is a non negotiable for marriage (34:45) ..But rings the "Blue Bell" on Ice Cream Prices.(52:02) & More! Video Version of this Episode below, leave a thumbs up & Subscribe. thanks. https://youtu.be/T6cwP8-EWYg

#254 - "After Dark W/ Clint" | brendan schaub of podcasting

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & all Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & join this unique nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 254 , Clint Rambles about: (0:01) there's a bed behind me & Jewish Living under NYC (6:42) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe, Like, Follow, etc) (8:24) I'm Committed (11:33) An Unwanted Freestyle (12:48) "Diamond in the Rough" Saying (13:36) #1 indicator of wealth (17:08) Belly Buttons & Shape Shifters (18:08) old people passing down wisdom (20:08) Steel Toe boots from a leg kick (22:37) "i'll be the Brendan Schaub of podcasting" (28:05) "The Cut" Internet Dating Show exposes Shallowness to an all time low (32:52) uncomfortable truth about "Men Crying".. (40:05) John Delony Show: the man who lost his job, unemployed for 7 months, wife loses respect for him. & More! YouTube Link Below if you would like to leave a thumbs up & Subscribe to the channel. thanks https://youtu.be/_nTprYJ0bYQ

#253 - "Gains for the Guys, Lean For The Ladies" | how to deal with a DAMAGED Woman as a narcissist?

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 253. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "It's raining, its pouring" (opening monologue) (4:07) RYSE Pre Workout V.S. Energy Drink (Review) (7:55) "Hood Rat" Music Video by Sexxy Redd (9:37) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow, Etc) (10:43) 2 Bears 1 Cave Criticism for "Banking Episodes" (18:50) "Without me..there is no You"...type of people. (20:12) Tell All Books exposing people. is it an honor? (22:52) Men V.S. Women Complaining about each other in Dating. (24:17) Dealing with a "Damaged" woman (30:53) the guy who's girlfriend left him for jobless guy with more debt (43:17) What is Consulting?..no one knows (46:49) "I wanna TAPE YOU UP!!" (Onlyfans Consulting) & More!If you enjoyed this Episode, Click link below to leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the YouTube Channel. Thanks. https://youtu.be/Kff3hRJBBVI

#252 - "Low Standards" | Jonathan Majors GUILTY..for calling his White Queen "Coretta"

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 252. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) ever wake up & just wanna Smack That ASS? (0:48) Jonathan Majors found guilty..for calling his white queen "Coretta" (6:01) Racial Player Comparisons in NBA. (10:07) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe,etc.) (10:40) U.S. Census Bureau Text Message to help the "Economy" (15:35) being "Too Far Ahead" & the term "Rancher" (17:45) Let a woman have her Outrage (19:49) We all Need Comfort & Security (22:37) The Value of "Suffering" (31:14) Beauty of "Suffering" (32:54) Magicians maybe SOLD THEIR Soul?...(Magic Theory) (35:57) APARTMENTS will work on everything..except everything that needs to be worked on. (37:25) memes of girls s****** on guys bedrooms (41:18) Pass it on: Georgia is #1 in STD's (48:14) guys have low bedroom standards (50:11) (RANT Alert) I hate Being "SOLD" something. & More! YouTube Video Link Below. Help grow show by subscribing, leave a thumbs up, share, etc. thanks. https://youtu.be/G_j57IUjNVU

#251 - Many Are Called Few Are Chosen

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson . The Newly Daily Podcast. Enjoy Episode 251. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "long hair..don't care" (opening monologue) (1:31) watching your partner s*** (2:40) secrets kill your relationship (6:45) News companies have to report Deaths (7:51) Intro to the pod. (like, follow, subscribe) (9:45) the wiggles "fruit salad" marketing tool (11:01) negativity of term "I Trapped Her" (18:16) Asia Doll Goes After Myron from Fresh & Fit (24:00) going shirtless at gym (am i a douche?) (30:34) IRL Streamers who go around with security (36:30) my recent lust for "Rocky" (37:45) "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F***" by Mark Manson Audiobook thoughts. (40:18) "Rocky" thoughts. inspirational? (54:04) Would i ever marry a stripper? Click Link Below to Subscribe & leave a thumbs up for the youtube channel. much appreciated. thank you https://youtu.be/-rfY3zg7acM

#250 - "Typical Scheduled Program" | do animals even like us?, TikTok & Shorts Content Thieves

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson . The Newly Daily Podcast. Enjoy Episode 250. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) Opening Monologue (grunge, punk rock lyrics that make me laugh) (8:33) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Like Etc) (9:33) how opening monologue are made (12:18) Psychics on Spirit Airlines Theory (13:40) Podcasting is a Truth Serum. (15:02) Are animals fascinated by us? The appeal of a pet (18:20) Woody Allan...never seen a movie. (20:10) Kevin Spacey revealing his.."House of Cards" (21:59) YouTube Shorts of Fast Food Versus are becoming ...Saturated...Fats (23:40) Content Thieves who play other videos and just point & shit. (31:50) Nobody Watches Comedy Specials Anymore (40:57) The fluctuation of emotions doing a podcast. (49:29) "You can't replace the Time you Put into something" (53:20) trained professional egomaniac + im the michael jordan of podcasting. & More! Click Link below to help grow the YouTube Channel if you enjoy the show. Appreciate it. Thank you. https://youtu.be/OXlObP2WdeI

#249 - "Silent Violent" | being "That Guy" in a Social Group + i'm not paying for your ugly friends

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 249, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Nicki Minaj Husband throwing Stripper Parties in her own home. (1:10) YouTuber who snuck onto Epstein Island & "The List" (5:30) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc.) (6:19) My 1st Live Show will be a Nickelback Concert..(Spoiler: T******) (10:07)"dude got anal whopped" The viral congress sex tape (12:55) "Why should you keep your job?"..Good question (14:17) Stress Balls (15:50) Truth is sometimes "Negativity". (19:55) Comedians have taken themselves Too Serious (23:17) Temu Advertising (27:45) "mermaids are probably ugly af" (29:47) Money is most addictive drug out there. (32:04) Being "That Guy" in a Group. (pointing out the obvious) (37:18) Going "OuTsIdE"..what is actually happening? (44:30) being a "Silent Violent" (50:08) Viral video of man not paying for his GF Friends Bill at Birthday Dinner. (Full Thoughts) & More! Help grow the YouTube channel by clicking link below, Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, Follow the pod. etc. Thanks https://youtu.be/R79A6i-ib7Q

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