This episode started with a simple relationship question and somehow ended with cousin confessions and discussions about butthole licking.

The big debate: if someone ghosts you after three months, are they responsible when you completely lose your mind afterward?

The jury was divided.

We also discovered that Florida's most misspelled word is apparently "school," held a spelling bee for grown adults, argued about Michael Jordan vs Wayne Gretzky, and learned that some people are allergic to their own orgasms.

Then Ian delivered what may be one of the greatest stories in show history: a desperate sprint through Best Buy while trying not to become permanently known as "The Best Buy Pooper."

The confessions were somehow even worse with hotel squatters, cousin crushes. porta-potty enthusiasts and paid wedgies.

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