We’re off this week, so we dug through the NTDS vault and pulled out one of the most catastrophically stupid games we’ve ever played.

Jen brought in inmate dating profiles and forced us to blindly pick our ideal prison soulmate without seeing pictures first. Which somehow turned into four grown adults profiling criminals based on hobbies, grammar, HVAC certifications, and whether somebody watches SpongeBob.

At one point Ian confidently explains why “Nikita” can’t possibly be a real woman’s name. Meanwhile Stroke spends the entire game desperately trying not to accidentally pick another transgender inmate…

…and immediately picks another transgender inmate. Again.

Honestly the reveal at the end might be one of the hardest laughs we’ve had on this show in months.

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