This week the show gets told it’s popular enough to monetize but apparently too dangerous to trust with ad money, which honestly feels pretty on-brand.

From there it somehow turns into random listeners asking the cast for cash like everybody’s secretly sitting on drug money.

Then the comments roll in, Stroke finally addresses the panic about his future on the show, and Jen brings in news that includes train wrecks, Lego theft with pasta decoys, and a protest movement called Operation Dildo Blitz because civilization has clearly stopped trying.

By the end, they’re giving life advice to people with terrible relationship problems and playing Craigslist games no one should ever win.

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