Stroke has a liver appointment coming up, so naturally the show turns into a practice psychological evaluation led by people who should not be allowed near medical paperwork.

Somehow that becomes a ride through deer murders, polar bear liver poison, gerbil erection math, Bob Ross hair fraud, and whether $100 million is worth being hunted forever by a death snail.

Then the Dammits bring problems involving blackout best friends trying to kiss boyfriends and landlords knocking at 9 p.m. like every true crime podcast warning sign learned to text.

By the end, there’s Costco violence, Dollar General robberies, credit card scams, ghost tapping, and the phrase “ghost dick,” because society had a good run and now this is where we are.

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