Grab a seat, get the news, and come hang with us as we catch up on everything since we last cheers’d. This week, Danielle shares her ultimate reset and her first experience with cupping therapy, while Dami fills us in on his new life as a suburban farmer.

We’re diving deep into the headlines with some "What The Fuck Trump News," covering the years-long timeline needed to replenish US weapon stockpiles and Newsom’s move to tax 100% any money taken from the J6 slush fund. In "What We Choose," we discuss the three-year prison sentence for Matthew Perry’s assistant (seems light), followed by a trip to "Conspiracy Corner" to investigate the viral theory that Guy Fieri never actually swallows the food he tastes.

For a bit of good news, we’re sippin’ on the recent cloning of wild yaks in China, which sparks a debate on whether we should  ...