10: Chris Columbus: Not a Hero, Just a Hoe with Money and a Boat

Sarah and Audrey discuss the man, the myth, the maybe-not-actually-a-cheater, Christopher Columbus. We get into illegitimate children's rights, Confederate statues, and why Italian Americans should replace Columbus with Tony Soprano as their patron saint.

Though Columbus technically may not have cheated on anyone, he did enough vile things that we know you'll feel more than comfortable listening to us shit on him for an hour!