Married. Single. Divorced.

Married. Single. Divorced.

por Larissa, Charlotte & Fern

Sociedad y Cultura

'Never have I ever'... been kicked out of a Vegas casino...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and somehow the chaos levels continue to rise (no idea how we keep topping ourselves). This week: 🍒 Fern’s tits become the accidental main event — truly a plot twist none of us saw coming. 🩳 Charlotte recounts her canned holiday featuring the infamous ‘short shorts’ — and yes, they were exactly as tiny as you’re imagining. 🎰 And Larissa gets kicked out of a Vegas casino — because nothing screams personal growth like being escorted out under fluorescent lights. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s oversharing at its finest — basically everything you’ve come to expect from us. As always, expect belly laughs, too much information, and a reminder that we’re all just doing our best (even if we’re being removed by security along the way). Follow, rate 5⭐️, and share with your besties — because the more the merrier. 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram → @married.single.divorced TikTok → @msdthepod

Fern’s Story Part 2: The DEATH of an EX

Welcome back to Married. Single. Divorced., where apparently the chaos never ends — especially if your name is Fern. This week we’re diving into: 💀 Fern’s Story Part 2: the utter madness of splitting up with Mr Charismatic — including the tiny detail of him… faking his own death. Yes. Really. 💑 Larissa “dates” her husband in an attempt to remember what romance looks like between blue-light hospital trips and toddler negotiations. 🛏️ Charlotte spends the entire week in bed, nothing exciting -just the general exhaustion of being a functioning adult in 2025. Expect unhinged storytelling, questionable life choices, and several moments where even we cannot believe Fern lived through this. It’s emotional, wild, and very, very us. 👉 Find Married. Single. Divorced. wherever you get your podcasts. 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram → @married.single.divorced.pod TikTok → @marriedsingledivorcedpod ⭐ Don’t forget to like, subscribe & leave a 5⭐ review - because we’ve been through enough this week.

No Filter and No Flush 💩

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and things have… gone downhill fast (literally). This week: 🚽 Larissa’s global tour of toilet trauma continues. 🏋️‍♀️ Charlotte has a very unfortunate gym incident (we’ll never look at squats the same again). 💋 And Fern finally goes on a date — we get all the details, from nerves to potential sparks. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s oversharing at its finest — basically everything you’ve come to expect from us. As always, expect belly laughs, too much information, and a reminder that we’re all just doing our best (even if we’re clogging pipes along the way). Follow, rate 5⭐️, and share with your besties — because the more the merrier. 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram →@married.single.divorced.pod TikTok → @marriedsingledivorcedpod

Charlotte's "It's Complicated"

This week on Married. Single. Divorced.: 🚑 Larissa gets the full blue-light hospital treatment (no spoilers, but she lived to tell the tale). 🌀 Fern says farewell to her coil and hello to a new man — priorities. 🔥 Charlotte re-enters the dating scene with a bang… and maybe a familiar face. It’s giving TMI, girl talk, and way too many bodily functions for a Tuesday. Follow, rate 5⭐️, and share with your besties — because the more the merrier. 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram → @married.single.divorced.pod TikTok → @marriedsingledivorcedpod

Would You Rather... Lots of Laughing and Oversharing

This week on Married. Single. Divorced., we’re back with another dose of oversharing, questionable choices, and a few too many laughs. 💘 Fern’s back on the dating apps and already rethinking her life choices. 💼 Charlotte is officially unemployed. 🎶 Larissa’s crushes on OneRepublic. ❓And to top it off, we play a round of Would You Rather. 👉 Listen wherever you get your podcasts, follow for new episodes every Tuesday, and don’t forget to leave us a 5⭐ review (it’s the polite thing to do). 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram → @married.single.divorced TikTok → @msdthepod

Pubes, Plastic Surgery and Aging Gracefully

This week on Married. Single. Divorced., we’re diving into the things no one really talks about - from body hair to cosmetic tweaks, birthdays, and emotional wellbeing. In this episode: 🎂 Larissa whips up a “rubble on the double” birthday cake. 🎉 Charlotte celebrates another trip around the sun. 💉 We share our thoughts, insecurities, and honest opinions on body image and self-care. Expect laughter, real talk, and reminders that growing older doesn’t mean growing up perfectly. 👉 New episodes drop every Tuesday. Follow, subscribe, and leave a 5⭐ review - because your support keeps us going (and cheaper than therapy 😉).

Fern's Story: From “I Do” to “I’m Done”

This week, we’re talking about the messy, brave, and sometimes painful parts of starting over. Larissa gives us a house update, Fern heads to the doctors to get some lumps and bumps checked out, and Charlotte gets rejected… by her own coil. But the big story this week - Fern opens up about how she met her husband, got married within a year, and ended up divorced. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a story that might just help someone else feel a little less alone. ⚠️ This episode contains references to drug use and domestic abuse. If you’ve been affected by anything mentioned, please reach out for support: National Domestic Abuse Helpline – 0808 2000 247 (24 hours, free and confidential) Talk to Frank – 0300 123 6600 (for advice and support on drug use) Mind – 0300 123 3393 (for mental health support) 🎧 As always, expect honesty, humour, and the reminder that even in the hard stuff — you’re never the only one going through it. 👉 Hit follow/subscribe, share with your mates, and leave us a 5⭐ review if you’re loving the chaos, comfort, and confessions.

Dirty Knees, Ambo Pic & a Trip to McDonald’s

Coils falling out, ambulances being called, and gym legs that just won’t quit — it’s been a week. In this episode of Married. Single. Divorced., we’re talking: Charlotte’s coil making a dramatic exit (uninvited). Larissa’s gallstone ambulance trip (complete with an Ambo selfie). Fern’s post-gym leg drama. Plus, the big one: Charlotte goes salsa dancing, bumps into an old fling, and ends up in a McDonald’s car park with existential thoughts. That little detour sparked a bigger chat about food, body image, and the complicated ways we cope when life gets overwhelming. ⚠️ If you’re struggling with your relationship with food or think you might have an eating disorder, please know you’re not alone. Support is available at beateatingdisorders.org.uk. 👉 Hit follow/subscribe, share this with your besties, and leave us a 5⭐ review (because we need validation as much as we need each other). ✨

Getting Ghosted, Late-Night Plumbers & Love Languages

Episode 2 — Getting Ghosted, Late-Night Plumbers & Love Languages Dating in 2025: it’s messy, it’s exhausting, and apparently it involves ghosting, emergency plumber visits, and trying to figure out if “words of affirmation” really means getting chatty G to write you love poems. 👻🚰💌 In this episode of Married. Single. Divorced., we’re diving into: Charlotte’s latest ghosting saga. A late-night “plumbing issue” that got a little… unexpected. Love languages — do they actually help, or are they just another TikTok trend we’re meant to understand? As always, expect oversharing, belly laughs, and proof that none of us have it all figured out. 👉 Follow Married. Single. Divorced. for new episodes every week. 💌 Got a question, story or chaos to share? Drop us an email or DM Find us on Instagram @married.single.divorced Email msdthepodcast@gmail.com

Married at 23, Our Gooch & Getting Shot

Episode 1: Married at 23, Our Gooch & Getting Shot Welcome to Married. Single. Divorced. – the podcast where three best friends in their 30s take their chaotic group chat public. Between us, we’ve been married, single, and divorced — so whatever stage of life you’re in, one of us has probably been there (or is currently living it). In this very first episode, we’re laying it all out: What it’s like to walk down the aisle at 23 (and what comes after) Why “our gooch” is now officially part of podcast history The wild story that involves an actual shooting (yes, really) And how three mates thought, “you know what, let’s overshare into microphones” This is the start of something messy, funny, and painfully relatable. We’re not polished, we’re not perfect, and we’re definitely not pretending life looks like an Instagram highlight reel. But if you’re here for belly laughs, honesty, and friendship that feels like your own group chat — you’re in the right place. 👉 Follow Married. Single. Divorced. for new episodes every week. 💌 Got a question, story or chaos to share? Drop us an email or DM Find us on Instagram @married.single.divorced Email msdthepodcast@gmail.com

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