Just a catch up...featuring coffee enemas, tuning forks and horse trauma.

The Catch-Up ☕️

🩱 Fern had a wildly productive Tuesday on a mission to find a swimming costume. What started as a simple shopping trip somehow ended in Tesco glory - not only did she bag an absolute leopard print banger, but she got a second costume bargain too.

☕️ Meanwhile, Charlotte’s week took a very unexpected turn involving a Saturday morning coffee enema… and honestly? She’s glowing.

Naturally, we had questions. Lots of questions.

• What’s the equipment situation?
• How exactly does one brew the coffee?!
• How do you insert the tube with confidence?
• Was there leakage?!

And somehow, despite being vulnerable in the fetal position, Charlotte still managed to scroll Instagram throughout the process.

💩 Reviews included: 👉 “It smells like a farmyard.”

🚽 Fern’s previous colonic experience comes flooding back, prompting one of the most chaotic conversations we’ve ever had.

💬 “It’s the first thing to have gone up my arse.” 💬 “Have you shat yourself yet?!”

Honestly, maturity levels remain low.

Larissa’s Update 🛁

Unfortunately, Larissa’s week comes with a genuinely shocking twist…

💔 The bathroom fitter sadly passed away unexpectedly, leaving the bathroom unfinished and everyone understandably shaken.

As Larissa says… 👉 “You can’t really top trump death.”

It’s been one of those weeks where we’ve all felt a bit off, and naturally we’re blaming Mercury retrograde.

🚂 And in peak wholesome chaos energy, Larissa and Fern went wild on a miniature train. 30p a ride. Absolute scenes.

Childhood Misunderstandings & Horse Trauma 🐴

Listeners have been writing in with the most ridiculous childhood misunderstandings, including:

🐱 Are all cats girls and dogs boys? 🐴 And wait… ponies aren’t just baby horses?!

This leads us into Fern’s very real horse allergy, and a childhood memory of seeing a girl get rolled by a horse. Question is… has the trauma psychologically manifested into an allergy? Science may never know.

🐎 Finally, Larissa shares her honeymoon horse-riding story, which unfortunately involves one very unfortunate impact to Mike’s balls.

Romance truly is alive.

A completely unhinged episode featuring bowel discussions, miniature trains, horse trauma and frozen spinach appreciation.

Basically everything you’ve come to expect from us.

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