WHY ARE YOU SUMMONING THAT? || The Folly of Ghost Hunting

Why do humans willingly summon things they may not understand? In the first official Concerned Cryptid incident report, we investigate ghost-hunting rituals, Bloody Mary, the Elevator Game, One-Man Hide-and-Seek, and humanity's remarkable talent for creating bespoke psychological hauntings. The question isn't whether ghosts are real. The question is: where is the logic, brethren?