The Red Table: It's Willow Smith's time in the spotlight as she announces her polyamory lifestyle to stunning indifference.

Wicked Wisdom: The baton has been passed as Willow follows in her mother's footsteps with some cringe nu metal.

New Orleans Block Party: Old head geeks over people blocking off the street for a block party. 5 DOLLAR HOE.

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