Fantastic Four Press: Internet speak and try hard viral moments ruin everything. The Fantastic Four press cycle is a great example of this.

MGK - Vampire Diaries: A brand new MGK rock song for all of us to enjoy? Also Jim and Them noted weirdo Solomon Galligan is getting more headlines as his charges are dropped which reminds us of Marvin Caribou.

Annabelle Doll: It's really weird when a death happens that seemingly benefits a lot of people. In this case in the paranormal/horror movie biz. How do we annoy funny deaths?

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