Am I just churning these suckers out or what?

You'd think I was gettin' paid.

Or that I was Stephen King.

Or that I was gettin' paid like Stephen King...

Have you ever thought about what it'd be like to be gettin' paid like Stephen King?

Of course you have.

WE all have thought about what it'd be like to be cashin' checks like Mr. K, am I right?

AMIRITE!?!!!?!??!?!?!?

Ephen you Stephen... ephen you my friend.

GoBoSox!!! (for your eyes only Mr K... only for yeaux)

DoUhave.aPoint?

• Episode 49 of 53