Somewhere between 4 and 44.

That would be my guess for the number of topics I discussed in this recording that unexpectedly started falling out of my mouth as soon as I hit record.

I don't even need to guess the total on this next one because I know there were at least 2, and therefore somewhere between 2 and 22 topics that I had intended to discuss after hitting that record button that instead, I completely overlooked... because I never bothered to look at my list of show notes sitting beside me here... more like crumpled under my leg.

If I had looked to my right at any point during the recording session, I wouldn't have to apologize as profusely for a bunch of stuff that fails to come together threaded throughout the remaining minutes of self-indulgence that I captured here, including my admittedly piss-poor attitude about gol ...