You'd think I'd stop talking to myself so much. But no...

When I feel compelled to share something at 2am it must be of high value. Well, must is a strong word.

But clearing up why I feel like I'm misreading the universe apparently needed to happen before I could drift off to sleep.

Or maybe the fact that people absolutely love buying meat was keeping me awake.

No.

That couldn't be it. That's the only reason I love my job.

Hold on there...I love my job, says who?

Wate.Wut?

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