It Can't Be a Joke

It Can't Be a Joke

por Kevin and Melissa
EducaciónHistoria
Temporada 1
What In The Pukwudgie? Our Paranormal Trip To Vermont
Join us, as we recount a spooky New England camping adventure in Vermont’s Green Mountains. We drank fresh mountain water straight from the spring, stocked up on fresh dairy and organic meat from North Meadows Farm, and ate the most delicious bacon cheeseburgers. But the real mystery unfolded on our drive home when we realized we had both experienced an eerie paranormal encounter, at different times! Gather around the virtual campfire as we dive into the strange coincidences and unsettling sounds from the woods. Was it a Wampanoag forest fairy, known as a pukwudgie, or just our minds playing tricks on us? If you enjoy New England folklore and tales of cryptids, or have a fascination in paranormal activity, then you won’t want to miss this episode!
T1 · E19
16 sept 2025
28:02
The Clear Skies Movement Live with It Can't Be a Joke
Support us on our mission to raise awareness, educate, and demand change surrounding the issues that we deem most critical. Donate here: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/PW996AUNDAGUE Melissa and Kevin join friend and ally, Serge Brown, on an episode of The Clear Skies Movement Live, aired July 24th, 2025. Like us, Serge left his former job and created an organization to raise hell and shed light upon controversial issues, with a focal point of taking direct action against the crimes of weather modification and stratospheric aerosol injection, also known as, chemtrails. His organization, The Clear Skies Movement, has grown to have individual chapters for each state. Leadership at TCSM inquired if It Can’t Be a Joke would be interested in creating and leading the Massachusetts chapter, and we kindly obliged. We understand that to demand true change, the people need to take matters into their own hands and hold the corrupt “leaders” of our country accountable. If you want to join the movement and take action against the crimes of weather modification and stratospheric aerosol injection, find the group on X and if you have questions, don’t hesitate to reach out! It Can’t Be Joke X: https://x.com/itcantbeajoke The Clear Skies Movement: https://x.com/i/communities/1897973480718831981
T1 · E18
27 ago 2025
1:03:29
Directed Energy Weapons (DEWs) & 5G Radiation/Digital Surveillance
The military-industrial complex in the United States has long been in possession of high power laser weapons. If your mind jumps to Darth Vader's planet destroying red death beam, you are spot on. The CIA programming machine, Hollywood, will put topics like laser death beams, aliens, and robot takeovers in movies like Star Wars, Men in Black, Terminator, and many others, to convince humanity that it is just a figment of our imagination and all Hollywood fun. In reality, they are putting it right in front of our faces, because evil likes to deceitfully share their plans. Directed Energy Weapons (DEWs) have been researched and implemented since the 1930’s. They come in many different shapes and forms: high energy lasers, millimeter wave weapons, high power microwave weapons, acoustic weapons, and even scalar weapons, which many researchers claim are used to bring down extraterrestrial UFOs for reverse engineering purposes. Now couple this knowledge with the mass project of implementing and building 5G towers across the country over the past decade. The majority of which were erected during the planned lock down for the bio-war of 2020-2023. Standard wireless uses 1GHZ-4GHZ (gigahertz) while new 5G Ultra High Frequency uses 24GHZ-90GHZ. To put that in perspective, that is 90 billion electromagnetic waves per second hitting your body. Cancer rates among people who live around cell towers are 3-4 times higher than those who do not, so imagine what the cancer rates are for people surrounding these 5G towers. National stories in 2025 such as the five nurses who work on the same floor at a Massachusetts hospital all developing brain tumors will continue to be the norm while the investigation teams will find no environmental risk. But the evil in charge doesn’t seem to mind. They build these 5G towers right next to schools, hospitals, apartment complexes, and our homes. They disguise them as street lights, palm trees, and they even want you to put the 5G box in your home. On top of that, they know 5G doesn’t travel well, so they recommended a 5G transmitter set up for every 2-10 homes. They claim this is all to make our internet better, but in reality, your internet hasn’t gotten better and cancer rates, sickness, and disease continue to rise. Humanities sickness from 5G is a cash crop for the pharmaceutical industrial complex. The tracking technology 5G performs is perfect for the digital surveillance that the military and intelligence agencies want. 5G is a directed energy weapon, you just haven’t realized it, because it is a silent war.
T1 · E17
12 abr 2025
1:16:00
Artificial Intelligence & AI Governance
So what exactly is the plan for Artificial Intelligence and this 500 billion dollar AI infrastructure investment? Can you grasp the concept of living amongst robots, or the fact that we have been living amongst them for some time now? It is not just the smart phones, the self driving cars, or ChatGPT, but within these invisible mass surveillance systems and satellites, that orbit the entire planet observing humanities every move. Sounds way past creepy. The introduction to AI governance has been in the works for quite some time, and now its about to blast off with the most recent executive orders for America to become the AI Capital of the world, for America to be the worldwide face of cryptocurrency, and the Bringing in a Science Technology Commission, which I translate to Technocracy. We discuss the foundations of Technocracy and one of their original leaders, Joshua Haldeman, (Elon Musk's grandfather), who was a supporter of South Africa's apartheid policies and the ruling National Party of South Africa. We also dive into the family history of Elon Musk, (the poster boy for AI), and his emerald trading connections, new world order ideologies, and push for transhumanism. We do not believe AI is here to serve humanity and help make our lives easier. It has already taken the place of factory workers, it even lurks past you in the grocery aisle, serves your lunch at a restaurant, and will even work as your housekeeper and nanny your kids, drive your electric car so you don't have to, and even become your "friend", but to what end? The media once again puts it back on us, humanity, that society has become lazy and nobody wants to work anymore. Or is it the other way around? Do they want us working from home, having everything delivered to us, becoming completely, reliant, helpless or dependent? And will they take our so called freedom of choice away from us if we do not comply and refuse a chip implant or one world digital currency? Join us in discussing this topic of utmost importance, that we must become aware of so we can fight for our freedoms and not comply with authoritarian rules. We are team humanity.
T1 · E16
6 feb 2025
57:28
The Book of Enoch and The Book of Giants
In a cave off the coast of the Dead Sea, one of the most important archeological finds of this millennium was discovered at the archeological site of Qumran in the West Bank. The preserved manuscripts, known today as the Dead Sea Scrolls, were kept on guard by an ancient group known as the Essenes. They knew this knowledge and wisdom would be the key for humanity to rediscover their true origins and story on this earth, and thus, it must be protected. In these scrolls are two of the most imperative manuscripts ever discovered, The Book of Enoch and The Book of Giants. These books piece together many of the questions that present day humanity has been asking themselves their whole lives, and that is, ‘how did we get here and where did we come from? The Essenes were defenders of righteousness and fought to preserve the light in a world full of darkness. These texts fill in the missing gaps from the creation story and early portions of the Old Testament. Some lingering questions people may have are: Why was there a betrayal of angels? How come there are so many different ancient religions? Why is there one giant named Goliath, and where are all the other giants? These texts will dive into the betrayal and falling of legions of angels known as ‘The Watchers’ and how they corrupted humans, which in turn, led to the giants that God had to wipe off the face of the Earth with the flood that Noah, by literally the grace of God, escaped. The question to deeply ponder is, why have the institutions with such power and knowledge, such as the Catholic church, kept these teachings hidden and out of sight from their clergy? Why is it not taught in present day Christian, Islam, or Hebrew schools? How come between 300-400 AD the convening of many councils of Bishops at Nicea, Hippo, and Carthage decided to keep some of the most pivotal teachings of the prophets out of the bible? Well, we may have a hunch...so let’s blast off and find out then, shall we?
T1 · E15
30 ene 2025
1:29:54
Toby Leary: The Second Amendment, Massachusetts History, Civil Rights, and Corruption
Toby Leary is the CEO and co-founder of Cape Gun Works which is located in the heart of Cape Cod, Massachusetts. They are the premier provider for firearm training, safety, purchasing, and education in the state. For decades, Massachusetts has been under assault by certain feeble minded politicians who go against the constitution and attack the personal and God given freedoms we all hold as American citizens. Toby is a lifelong shooter, Second Amendment advocate, and chairman of the Civil Rights coalition. He also is the voice and producer of the podcast, RapidFire, which is a talk show that covers all things Second Amendment. Join Melissa and Kevin as they host patriot, hero, and Mayflower descendant, Toby Leary in their first interview produced at their home studio in America's Hometown. If you have enjoyed blasting off with us thus far, get ready for the roof to be blown off with Toby Leary!
T1 · E14
30 dic 2024
1:45:01
The Soul Eating Spirit of Alcoholism and Addiction
Alcoholism and addiction are a plague that has enveloped the entire planet for ages. There is not a single person on earth who has not been affected by this demon in some way, shape, or form. Most people are not aware of the severity regarding the control it has upon billions of people's lives. It is a topic of taboo, and that is why we want to share our own personal experiences with alcoholism. We hope that by having this conversation it can offer insight on this issue and provide a light for those who are seeking support. The ever-controlling powers that be have given most of humanity ONE substance to partake in, and it just so happens to be the most destructive drug on the planet, alcohol. Would you venture to guess this was by design? Join us as we talk about a topic that society likes to sweep under the rug.
T1 · E13
25 nov 2024
50:06
Project Blue Beam
Project Blue Beam is a theory brought to light by Canadian journalist, Serge Monast. He had a strong interest in politics, science, and technology, which all play a crucial role in the Project Blue Beam theory proposed by him in the 1990s. The crux of this theory involves a plot between NASA and the United Nations to initiate a series of events that would ultimately usher in a New World Order with a one-world government and one-world religion. Some of these events include a false flag alien invasion, man made earthquakes, the antichrist, hologram technology, and individuals hearing voices in their heads from “artificial gods”. We know, this all sounds quite kooky. However, in 2024, when you look into the technologies from the patent office, military contractors, and now even drones and lasers for civilian use, this theory does not seem too far-fetched at all. In this episode, we walk through each stage of Project Blue Beam, while providing our insight and analysis the entire way. Let’s blast off!
T1 · E12
8 oct 2024
36:47
Weather Modification and CHEMTRAILS: The Negative Effects of Solar Geoengineering and Stratospheric Aerosol Injection…with a splash of HAARP
It is time to discuss the giant elephant in the sky. Those lingering and eerie webs being sprayed above us. The pilots playing tic-tac-toe with their on and off switch for the poison. Most likely, all of them are newly licensed and have no idea what they are actually spraying. Here’s how we imagine a hypothetical reason given from a higher up chain of command would go: “These chemicals are to assist in decreasing the devastating effects of man-made climate change, to help save the planet. So go spray this gaseous suspension of fine solid and liquid particles out of your plane over the whole globe, including densely populated areas, to dim the sun. It will help decrease our carbon footprint ten-fold, and we need your help to solve this impending disaster now!” They would be quite persuasive, we imagine. Most people recall learning at some point what a “contrail” or condensation trail was. That white trail behind a plane that lasts 3-5 seconds and then disappears and dissipates. The contrail is formed behind the engine of a plane at several miles above the earth's surface due to a combination of engine exhaust, changes to air pressure, cruising altitude, and the dispersal of water vapor which then crystallizes forming the condensation trail before your eyes. A few seconds later it disappears. Contrails are not the focus of this discussion but are vital to understanding the different types of trails being left behind our planes. In this episode we discuss the trails that never disappear. In fact, they stick around and spread out, sometimes joining up with others over time to form a cloud blanket in the sky to dim the sun. They have also invented machines to pump out large clouds into the atmosphere for weather modification. As of recently they have begun pumping “chemical clouds” into the atmosphere to fight climate change. Historically, it was spun as the “chemtrails” conspiracy theory. It was “Debunked”. Most people are not cognizant that there is controversy over airplanes, their exhaust, chemical aerosols, and weather modification. This podcast is for them and this episode is to assist in spreading and raising awareness surrounding this issue. We are sick of unelected bureaucrats and corrupted politicians conducting their affairs in any order they wish with no repercussions. They seem to be free from the law and all consequences. Our skies and air are part of all life's freedom to prosper. The ecosystem has had enough and every living creature is affected. It is time to give humanity true free and clean energy technology and the climate change debate and charade is distinguished, immediately. It was set up by design to divide us. We need action now: return our skies, atmosphere, and weather to its natural state and begin the implementation of free clean energy solutions worldwide. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/risks-rewards-possible-ramifications-geoengineering-earths-climate-180971666/ https://news.mit.edu/2019/mit-engineers-develop-new-way-remove-carbon-dioxide-air-1025 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/geoengineering-treatment-stratospheric-aerosol-injection-climate-change-study-today-2018-11-23
T1 · E11
8 ago 2024
1:12:10
The It Can’t Be a Joke Revolution and Initiatives
In this episode, we dive into the It Can’t Be a Joke Revolution and Initiatives that we believe would usher in a new era for humanity where peace and abundance prosper and the power is returned to all individuals worldwide. Hunger, poverty, and war could be ended if humanity is consciously aware of the technologies that have been hoarded from us and the lies that we have been force fed. The It Can’t Be a Joke Revolution and Initiatives: Zero Point Energy: We claim it from the Military Industrial Complex and Intelligence Agencies. Human Trafficking aka modern day slavery: We destroy this evil satanic industry from the top down. Cutting the head off of the snake and prosecuting every member involved. Child Protective Services: Complete investigation into this corrupt organization. Put an end to solar geoengineering, stratosphere aerosol injection, and weather manipulation. Abolish CIA, FBI, NSA and any other corrupt 3 letter agency and replace or rework them with TRANSPARENT organizations that do not work against their own citizens. The debt banking system completely reworked with a fair plausible system of loans that do not keep people as time slaves to the banks. Martial Law and The Draft: They are outdated and unlawful. Native American Assistance: Increase land size of reservations with ample assistance provided for health and mental wellbeing. No privatization of mass amounts of land to any single individual or corporation. Land belongs to the people of earth, not people like Bill Gates who enjoy playing god. No patenting of seeds like Monsanto does which in turn strangles farmers of their rights to reap and sew their own harvests. Whistleblower protection always. No more people speaking out against corruption getting murdered made to look like a suicide. Veterans deserve the highest quality of care and compensation. All organized religions to start paying taxes. All women’s rights decided upon by women, not men. No more federal taxes or severe drop in taxes owed to the federal government money laundering machine for the Military Industrial Complex. Abolition and destruction of secret societies worldwide like the Illuminati, Freemasons, and Skull and Bones. Make public the truths being hidden by the Military Industrial Complex in relation to UFOS, Zero Point Energy, Ancient History, 9/11, and JFK just to name a few. Abolish the Federal Reserve, Central Bank, and World Bank for their role in keeping humanity as their time slaves. Freedom of Speech and Journalism always and the disbandment of Mainstream Media for propaganda, media manipulation, censorship, and their role in brainwashing the masses. Restore power to the States and Militias of those States. No more spying on citizens by our corrupt intelligence agencies. Set up a Direct Democracy: Each citizen votes on the laws being passed. Release all UFO knowledge and reverse engineered technology hoarded by the Military Industrial Complex. Free Healthcare for all. 2nd Amendment rights always. Real education reform for all schools public and private. Telecommunications and utilities free for all. PREPARE JUST IN CASE Have backup plan Food and water reserves Have self defense Get a generator Get a map for navigation Get a wood fire stove Start a farm on your lawn Say no to eminent domain and a draft, if initiated Merch Shop: https://00253f-19.myshopify.com
T1 · E10
29 abr 2024
41:30
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