🎙️ Is It the Ultras Talking?!

New year, same chaos—just with better lighting and worse ideas.

In this episode, Jen and Amy kick off 2026 the only way they know how: questioning New Year’s resolutions, unpacking wildly unhinged reasons Amy thinks people are late, revisiting childhood nicknames that should’ve stayed buried, and casually learning that Botox… can be administered to places no one asked for. Yes. That place.

Things take a turn when Jen has to explain why a company called Big Cock Ranch keeps calling her phone (spoiler: it’s seasoning-related, not scandal-related… probably). We talk Special Shit seasonings, unfortunate brand names, awkward explanations, and the confidence you apparently cannot inject—because, once again,  ...