This episode is brought to you by disappointment, determination, and dedication to not doing Dry January.

We unpack the Christmas Tree Caring & Sharing event—where Amy did not get the Pinterest-worthy tree of her dreams and is still emotionally processing it. Meanwhile, Jen doubles down on her belief that Dry January is a scam and that she’s been in holiday drinking training for 11 months straight just to properly prepare for December. Discipline looks different for everyone.

We also get wildly aspirational with New Year’s resolutions. Amy wants to read more books. Jen… has to actively limit her reading so she doesn’t disappear into fictional worlds and neglect real life. Growth. Balance. Or whatever. 📚

And because no Ultra episode is complete without chaos, we dive into drunk alter ego names. Jen  ...