In this episode, Sudo peels back the lid on the quiet surveillance happening in your living room—smart vacuums. From LiDAR mapping your home's exact layout to cloud-synced floorplans sold to data brokers, these "harmless" cleaning robots are actually autonomous surveyors building detailed dossiers on your domestic life. The episode explores what happens to your home's blueprint once it leaves your Wi-Fi, the bystander problem affecting guests and family members who never consented, and actionable steps to reclaim your floorplan before it becomes someone else's commodity.

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• Cold Open: Sudo paints the scene of coming home to what feels like a private sanctuary, only to reveal that the Roomba humming across your floor has spent the last 45 minutes building a millimeter-accurate digital model of your home a ...