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Dickensian days in Education - the horrors of lunchtime mince and semolina, outside toilets and smelly blazers and why Jon was told to mime at a school concert!
Old habits die hard: discussion of the tyranny of time, what to do when seeing a magpie or an ambulance, plus memories of heading hard-boiled eggs and looking at late-night saveloys.
Two lawless rebels recount their misdeeds. Is that knock at the door the Genie, or is it the Special Branch? Spoiler alert: no laws have been broken in the making of this episode.
The sad demise of Henrietta Hamster, Desmond Hamster, Pixie Rabbit and others... We reveal where pets go when they die. (It's a small town in Dorset.) Plus a seagull attack, a kiss from a cow and a lesson on how to kill a chicken.
Blush-inducing moments from our past involving nudity, relationship misfires, toilet troubles and performance disasters. Oh, the shame!
Tales of sea sickness, ear pain,bed bugs, a cleavage - or - armpit dilemma and how Dave lost his nuts!
Tales of unwitting cannibalism and intimate examinations, plus why you should never attempt to jump a horse fence when drunk
Things that have scarred our vision: films to avoid, plays to walk out of... plus a peanut, some false teeth, an arse and an 'undercarriage'.
Nice work? Not always... We look back upon some of the (literally shocking) things we have had to do to make money. Anyone for cleaning up inky shit?
Failing to swim: Rubber Rings, Noodles,Snorkels and a Girl's Knitted Costume...plus "a very hairy lip"!