Episode 20: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

What if the 16th President didn’t just free the slaves—but also staked the undead? In this blood-soaked and bizarre episode of I Can Fix Your Movie, we sink our teeth into Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the genre-blending spectacle that dares to ask: “What if history had more axe wielding presidents and fewer facts?”

Join us as we dissect the film’s ambitious premise, celebrate its over-the-top action, and tackle the narrative missteps that kept it from becoming a true cult classic. From sharpening Lincoln’s emotional arc to reworking the villainous vampire conspiracy, we pitch bold, cinematic fixes that could transform this presidential power fantasy into a legendary blockbuster.

Whether you’re a fan of alternative history, vampire ...