No, Sports Movies Are Never Actually About Sports (Ft. Ted Lasso, The Longest Yard, Bull Durham, and A League of Their Own)

Lauren and Christine suit up, stretch out, and run excitedly out of the locker room as they ponder the American love of the sports movie (or tv show). Apparently, sports teaches us an awful lot about ourselves, and about America too. But when it's the bottom of the ninth and the fourth quarter, can anyone really breathe through their eyelids?