Welcome to the HARD OUT "ALIEN SMACKDOWN," a massive serialized shittalking tournament in which we—along with recurring friends of the show Ian MacDonald and Juan "Johnny" Ortiz—draft, seed, and hash out which alien from the silver and small screen alike will be the last extra-terrestrial left standing. In this first episode we try (and fail) to fill out the bracket and set some ground rules before the buzzer hits. Originally aired on YouTube on February 3, 2021.