Are you a wolf, a hawk, or a nurturing, weird-looking seahorse gasping for air on the carpet?

In this archival re-release—the very first episode of The Gen-x-istentialists—Bunny and Scot introduce Mega Wheel the Magnificent and tackle the topics that would define their first 100 weeks. From the "pyramid scheme" of spiritualism to the blunt reality of climate change cycles, this is a raw look at the Gen-X worldview: high-octane independence, shells of armor, and an eye roll that can stop a "New World Order" in its tracks.

Inside the conversation:

• The Spirit Animal Scam: Bunny reveals why he paid a spiritualist for an Enneagram-based report only to find out his "peak" animal is a seahorse.
• 80s TV Deep Cuts: A trip do ...